Realize your half-erection is only covered by boxers
From Create Your Own Story
You feel a bit embarrassed by this...development as you sit up and try to make some form of speech. As you manage a groan, the older man reaches out to you, as if calming you down.
"Whoa there sonny, moving a little fast there, why don't you take it a bit slower...yeah, that's better. I'm Doc Mitchell, and I reckon you don't really know what is going on. Well, you may remember...well, being shot. At least, I assume you were, judgin' by the amount of metal up there in your noggin. Victor brought you in here a few days ago, in pretty bad shape. You're a tough one though, I didn't expect you to make it, but here you are. So, now how's about we find out a little bit about you, eh? For my medical records, of course"