Piss on them

From Create Your Own Story

You know the drill. So many of the options in this story are piss related...

So you piss on the guards and they all disintegrate! Congratulations! You've destroyed Wikipedia. Now it's time to escape the base.

• Call your sister to pick you up in her Interdimensional Flux Renewable Teleportation Device
• Walk out of the base
• Dare to insult Chuck Norris

You are:

A 10-year-old girl