Piggy's Day/You see something else

From Create Your Own Story

You see... The Alphabet Bird.

Piggy: "Can you tell me where I am and why did you come here?"

The Alphabet Bird: "Yes I can. You are in Helt, specifically in a looping system meant to mess with your brains and turn you into a vegetable. I came here to offer you a job from a higher source."

Piggy: "Is there a higher source than you?"

The Alphabet Bird: "Yes, but I can't tell you anything else now. Come, we need to leave. The phone reception in here is appaling."

The Alphabet Bird transports the both of you back to your house.

Piggy: "Oh, wow, that's convenient. Not even Swine can get in-n'-out of Hell."

The Alphabet Bird: "True. Now, if you'd go and answer that phone over there, and I can leave.

You look at your cell phone on the table.

Piggy: "How absurd. it's not even ringing."

And then, of course, it rings. You answer the phone.

Piggy: "Uuhh... Hello?"

Voice: "Piggy, I've been watching everything that's happened lately, and I believe you are the perfect choice for a job I'm willing to offer."

Piggy: "Who is this?"

Voice: "It's difficult to explain without braking the sixth wall. I can assure you, however, that I am trustworthy."

Piggy: "Alright, what kind of a job are you offering?"

Voice: "A film director."

Piggy: "Really? I've always dreamed of being a director! I've just never had..."

Voice: "Time, money, a studio, employees and credibility? I've already taken care of that. All you need to do is go to 1937 Industry avenue tomorrow, where a studio is located. Present yourself as a movie director, and everyone will belive you."

The next day you and Swine head off to 1937 Industry Avenue. There you see a large building with a sign saying "MV-studios" over the door.

Swine: "Well, they were telling the truth. There is a studio here.

Piggy: "Very strange..."

Swine: "They said that you must introduce yourself as a movie director?"

Piggy: "Yes. Time to bring up the ol' poker face."

You open the door and confidently burst in. Inside you see a desk with a stick-man woman behind, appareantly the receptionist.

Piggy: "Miss Andrews, where's my coffee?"

Miss Jones: "Excuse me? My name is Miss Jones."

Piggy: "Yes, yes, Miss Jones..." I want my coffee in my office in five minutes!"

Miss Jones: "Very well."

The two of you walk straight past the reception to a long corridor with doors lining the walls. Swine whispers to you:

Swine: "How did you manage that with a straight face?"

Piggy: "I've done something like that many times before in a few restaurants."

You then find a door with a great big star on it, that reads "Piggy" under it.

Piggy: "And this is my office, appaerantly."

You open the door. Inside is a room with no windows, but a table and a few chairs, a bookshelf, a bathtub and a comfy looking chair beside a long table lining one of the walls. You take a seat in the chair.

Piggy: "Hm. Not bad. I guess I'm a movie director, then."

Swine: "Elbaveilebnu."

Congratulations! You've become a movie director.

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