Piggy's Day/Turn around without stopping
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "Stopping is for loosers! I should know how to handle a bike, I've driven it twice already."
You try and make a U-turn, and end up in the ditch. You're contorted under a large bush and your bike, and can't seem to move very well. You try and reach for your phone, stashed away within the folds of fat on your stomach. The phone seems to have dropped out and rolled out of your reach.
You: