Piggy's Day/The Angel

From Create Your Own Story

Piggy: "Well, it would be nice to have lucid dreams for once."

Angel: "Great! Let me just sprinkle some pixie dust on you..."

The angel puffs out a hefty dose of pixie dust, and you fall asleep. In your dreams, you first try and look for the lottery people.

Piggy: "Now, what do they look like? I think I saw the owner of the lottery system in a newspaper once. He was an old stick-man with a large, white mustache."

With the power of your mind, you conjure up a person looking like the stick-man you saw.

Lottery guy: "A-hahaa! I'm better represented in the congress! I'm also inequal in the face of the law, and the reason why your infrastricture is collapsing!"

He seems like an ass. You enlarge yourself into a gigantic monster, and eat the lottery guy whole, biting into the ground around him. Then, however, you notice that you did not bite into ground, but the hair of Little My, from the Moomins.

Piggy: "What the..."

Little My grabs you, and puts you into a glass jar. Then, he takes you to Moomintroll.

Little My: "Moomintroll, look what I found!"

Moomintroll: "What a strange creature. Where did you find it?"

Little My: "It bit my hair."

Moomintroll: "Well, let's open this up and have a closer look."

As the jar is opened, you turn into a huge monster again, and eat both Moomintroll and Little My.

Piggy: "Now, one more thing, I need to take revenge on that angel, for spreading pixie dust all over me! That stuff gives me headaches."

You imagine the angel in front of you, shackled to the floor.

Piggy: "Take this!"

You slap that bitch.

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