Piggy's Day/Something exceptional
From Create Your Own Story
Specialist: "To be frank, I think Piggy needs an exorcist more than a doctor."
Doctor: "What?"
Specialist: "Well, have a look at this diagram I made."
The specialist pulls out a carboard sheet with Piggy's anatomy.
Specialist: "I've seen some weird shit in my time, but Piggy's insides are a mess. I found two wholly unique organs inside of him. This one near his liver turns all excrement into pure energy, through cold fusion. This energy is then used to power another thing in his brain, one that I call the Härdelli. The Härdelli produces coincidetoxin, a substance that affects probability."
Doctor: "If I remember correctly, coincidetoxin has previously been only found in the core of Nagras 15, a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Do you know what this means?"
Specialist: "Yes. I think Piggy may be a deity."
The same day, Piggy went into a coma. The only other known deity other than Piggy, The Alphabet Bird, visited the hospital to give some advice to the employees.
The Alphabet Bird adviced them to:
