Piggy's Day/Run, runaway
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "Oh noes!"
You run, runaway. As you make your way back where you came from, you see more zombies by the street corner.
Piggy: "Give me a damn break, life! I was JUST about to learn how to deal with this!"
Zombies in Los Angeles are not uncommon, but so far no more than ten people have been infected at a time, due to zombies being incredibly slow, stupid and vulnerable to attacks, plus a vaccine for the zombie-virus was found a long time ago. Yet, you've somehow managed to get yourself surrounded.
Piggy: "Oh no. Oh no. Oh no..."
You are unarmed. You never thought it would come to this, but the object to your left is now your weapon.
Which is...