Piggy's Day/No

From Create Your Own Story

Piggy: "No! I'm not having none of that crazy-eyes Piggy."

Another Piggy: "Its settled, then. Let's go and find the other two."

You turn the corner, and find the rest suspended in mid-air.

Piggy: "Don't worry, you guys - it'll wear off in half an hour."

Yet another Piggy: "Did you manage to speak to the other Piggy?"

Floating Piggy: "Nah, he ran off."

Instead of waiting out, you call the fire department on site. The two Piggies are brought back to ground.

Another Piggy: "Now, what should we do?"

Yet another Piggy: "How about we go to a restaurant?"

All of you agree on this, as many of you haven't eaten in days. You find an unsuspecting all-you-can-eat restaurant, and empty the restaurant completely. The manager comes to you angrily.

Manager: "Listen, you guys. We're ready to give you a special offer to get THE FUCK OUTTA MY RESTAURANT, YOU CUNTS."

Piggy: "Screw you, man. You knew the risks when you took upon yourself this particular type of establishment."

Another Piggy: "You tell him!"

Manager: "But you're literally pigs! I'm gonna need an extra payment from the six of you, so I don't have to close this place down."

Yet another Piggy: "What? Six of us?"

Piggy: "There's an impostor here! Who didn't pay?"

You begin to fight. As the fight progresses, reality around you begins to evaporate, and you end up wrecking the world. In the end, only Captain Fat-Piggy survives, having fallen asleep under tha table from a food-induced stupor.

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