Piggy's Day/Go away and leave them be

From Create Your Own Story

You go back. Before you can reach the intersection again, you notice to your horror that there is another intersection on the way back, and you can't remember wich one you came from.

Piggy: "Well this is odd."

Marine: "I suspect foul play. Satan might have made this tunnel so that people would get lost."

Captain: "Let's have a think where should we go?"

Piggy: "I think we should go left."

Marine: "I think we should go right."

Satan: "I think you should go to HELL!"

Satan then rips its fingers through the three of you. You die and get sent to Hell. But you are already in Hell, so nothing happens.

Piggy: "Hey, what's the deal here?"

Satan: "Oh, no. I didn't think of this."

Marine: "Get Satan!"

You only have a torso left, so you have to jump ahead with your arms. The marine still has legs, and can give a proper chase. Satan runs away, looking back over its shoulder every now and then. The captain, also a torso, follows.

Satan: "Get away you freaks!"

Saying that, someone opens a door in front of Satan, and it runs straight into the door. Satan gets knocked down. Then, an elderly lady comes out the door and starts beating Satan with a cane.

Old lady: "Take that! And that!"

Satan: "No, stop that!"

The marine apprehends Satan and the old lady.

Marine: "Hey, you're that voice we heard just a moment ago."

Old lady: "Sure am."

The lady then gives Satan one good smack on its neck, and it dissapears in a puff of black smoke.

Piggy: "Did you just kill Satan?"

Old lady: "Nah, he's always invading my home, trying to kill me. I've lived in Helt for 70 years now, and every time Satan finds me I have to move. This time you happened to give away my location..."

Marine: "Sorry. We couln't have known."

Captain: "Hey, we're trying to get back to the overworld. Would you like to come with?"

Old lady: "But I saw you dying! I don't think you can even get to the overworld while dead."

Captain: "Oh."

Piggy: "Well what's that mean?"

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