Pay no attention(S)
From Create Your Own Story
You pay no attention to the naked woman…at first. After all, you’re still pretty pissed that your 95 Mazda Protégé decided to blow a gasket for the 2nd time this month and that the jackass tow truck driver refused to give you a ride to Vic’s because it wasn’t on the way to the auto shop. Not to mention that if you don’t get your ass to said meeting with Vic to settle up he was going to kill you or worse. Your very survival is at stake and all your 14-year-old car could do was take a shit and die. So now you’re trotting back to your house to call a cab because you don’t believe in cell phones... that shit causes cancer.
Suddenly you realize what you’re looking at. Sure enough, a naked woman is standing outside the apartment 2 doors down from yours that line your street. She’s trying to hide the fact the best she can behind an unfolded pizza box, but it’s still pretty obvious. She is a bit older than you, late 30’s maybe, but still smoking hot.
She smiles at you awkwardly. “Please, please can you help me? I kind of got locked out of my apartment… I had just come out in my robe to grab a smoke and accidently locked myself out.”
That doesn’t exactly explain the nudity. It’s as if she can tell what you’re thinking. “Some neighborhood boys stole my robe… Please help?”
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