Open Rosemarie's oven

You open Rosemarie's oven.

"If you're looking for food, you won't find anything cooking," Rosemarie says. "I just got home, remember?"

You stick your head in the oven.

"Looks to me like something's cooking in here," you say.

"Are you serious?" she asks. "Get out of the way and let me see."

You back up. Rosemarie bends over and sticks her head inside.

"There's nothing in here," she says.

You yank Rosemarie's skirt down and...