OJS/A figure appears and speaks to you

From Create Your Own Story

A figure indeed appears. The director shouts at you from from the door as you idly fondle that plastic piece of garbage.

Director: "Lunch time's over, ████████! Stop sabotaging my props and get cracking - there are only so many hours in a day I can feasibly tolerate rabble."

████████: "Gotcha!... (Asshole.)"

The director has absconded, but you can hear his voice echo from down the hallway:

Director: "Not the first time I've heard that today, sweetie!"

Artists are such a pain to work with. At least this guy can take a bashing.

Sigh. What a friggin' day. You come home two hours later than normal, exhausted and hungry. Can't even consider cooking anything in this state. But maybe, just maybe by some random chance if you mixed a bunch of spices together in a pot, the ordering of the DNA proteins would attract the attention of some sexy, otherworldly God who....

Nah, that's not how things work, you consider. And if that worked, it would just as likely attract the attention of some not-so-sexy otherworldly monster that eats worlds. Better not risk it.

But hey, what are you complaining about? You've got friends, family, a roof over your head, food in the fridge and money in the bank. What would you even need any sort of Deus ex Machina intervention to rattle the corners of your run-of-the-mill life...

There's just no cure for chronic ennui. Better to just ditch the phone after dark and go to bed early tonight.

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