My next door neighbors - Four beers

From Create Your Own Story

You are way too drunk and have too much of a hard-on to aim straight and instead of sitting on the chair, you stumble over it, fall forward, manage to rip Brenda's top off as you stumble into the pool.

Sorry buddy, your drunken ass did get you a nice look at Brenda's tits, but also got you almost drowned and thrown out of their home.

Your story ends here.