Masturbate, before going to school
From Create Your Own Story
You go into your room, and look at your reflection in your big mirror. What you see makes you smile like nothing else in the world. You are physically perfect--the most attractive a human being can be. The only reason you don't have a significant other is that you can't settle for just one person, which is why you love living in the city--there are so many hot people to bang!
School starts in just a half-hour, you remind yourself. You focus your mind back onto the task at hand. What's your method?