Male actor
From Create Your Own Story
You are sitting in the Male locker room of the New York Shakespeare Theater Company. Your name is Thomas, and you are the best actor in the company. You are the star of this season's production, Romeo and Juliet. It has been entrudsted to you to play Romeo. You need to put your costume on, so you take off your shirt and your pants. Your underpants are always too small, because you are quite well endowed, and you can never find underwear that properly fits you. You put your clothes on the locker room bench, and you put on your puffy pants, 17th century shirt and your buckle shoes.
What do you do?