Kick the bouncer in the balls and run inside?
From Create Your Own Story
With one quick catlike move, much to the horror and surprise of everyone else waiting in line, you plant your foot firmly in the crotch of the HUGE bouncer! He crumples to the floor, grimacing in pain. You can't believe it actually work and you scamper in through the door. Congratulations. You are inside.
In the distance you see some of the most beautiful women you have ever seen in your life! They are all barely dressed in very revealing negligés. It is at this very moment you realize the mistake you have made. Stunned by the beauty of the women you failed to notice the three other bouncers just inside the door. One of them yells, "What happened to Tiny?" Six monstrously enormous hands grab you at one time. You are promptly escorted through a side door and into the side alley where the three gigantic bouncers disassemble you.
Your body is discovered a few days later by a bum going through the dumpster in the side alley. An investigation was opened but the actual cause of your death was never determined.
You are dead.
| Status | ||
| Health | Dead | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
