Go to bed
From Create Your Own Story
You get up off the couch and stretch. You scratch your balls a bit and then yawn as you make your way to your bedroom. On your way, you strip down to your boxers, throwing your clothes over a chair which is already draped with your last several days’ worth of clothes. Hey, you never claimed to be a neat freak. It's your damn bedroom. You can do as you please.
You sit down on the side of the bed and pick up the alarm clock to set it to 6:00 am like you do every week night, cursing all the while.
Suddenly you hear a loud crash:
Is it?
