Get some work done around the house
From Create Your Own Story
Oh, what? You're above playing video games? Is that it? I get it, I see. You wanna do something "productive," huh? Okay, okay.
You decide to mop the kitchen floor, because you were in there a lot today and it's getting kinda grungy.
You get your bucket and mop and fill 'er up with water and soap. Soon you're mopping away at the crusty old tiles, making them shiny and lemon-scented. You're having such a blast mopping that you begin to hum. Then, after you've covered every surface of your kitchen floor, you start singing. Not much later, you're dancing around on the clean floor with the mop as your partner. Getting way out of hand in your dance moves, you slip and fall fatally on the floor you just cleaned.
The mop was the only one who was sad when you died.
To this day, Moppalina still remembers your last dance together. She remembers every dance. Now she lives with that weird cousin of yours, who doesn't dance near as well as you did. She's learning to move on, and accept him, even if he's not so fancy in his footwork. Slowly she's getting over you, just like you'd want her to.
Oh yeah, and you lose.
