Get on the Party Boat
From Create Your Own Story
You think that partying on a boat of gay hotties looks like fun. You sneak on board and start dancing and getting a little crazy. But then all of a sudden the music stops and everyone turns to look at you. They must have realized you don't belong on the ship. They bind you up and toss you onto a desert island where you are forced to spend the rest of your days scrounging for any scrap of food you can find. And the worst part is you don't even have any porn to look at. :(
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