Fuck all that noise, I'm staying in bed.
From Create Your Own Story
Listen, buddy, I know you're a lazy piece of shit as it is, but you've got a god-damned adventure on your hands, here. You're not lying in bed, you're not going the "funny" or "easy" route. This is a sex story. If you want a wet-dream, turn off your computer and go lie in fucking bed. Asshole.
