Fallout- Man

From Create Your Own Story

You awaken suddenly. You cannot remember what you dreamt, but you assume it was a nightmare given the thick layer of perspiration on your forehead and the damp sheets you lie upon. You habitually swing your feet over the edge of the bed, slip into your boots, then lace them.

You hear the PA system buzz quietly which means the other vault dwellers are going to be rudely awoken in about a minute.

You take six steps forward and drop your pants to your ankles.

You use the toilet
You stick your hard cock into your roommate Jeff's unsuspecting earlobe.
You use the toilet