Cake

From Create Your Own Story

The teacher walks past and sniggers at you again. That bitch is really starting to get on your nerves. It's not your fault you have the IQ of a goldfish. That woman should have taught you better!

• Stand up and persuade the rest of the class to protest with you
• Kill her, like the evil little bitch you are
• Vomit on your testpaper
• Take a smelly shit on your test paper

You are:

A 10-year-old girl