Ask your mom to punch your breasts

From Create Your Own Story

You go into your mom's room again. "Hey, mom," you say, "can you punch my breasts for me?"

She sits up. "Sure," she replies. "That's not weird at all!"

She starts to punch your new boobs. They are strong enough to withstand her repeated, most powerful blows.

Now what?

• Ask your mom to suck on your boobs
• Find a way to make your boobs squirt milk
• Go back to the hospital and get your boobs removed

You are:

An 18-year-old man with boobs