From Create Your Own Story
You fly your ship to the last place anyone would ever think to look for you, a backwater planet called Dagobah, essentially a giant foul swamp in the Outer Rim. You land and set up a camp, killing the deadly creatures of the planet with your lightsaber for sustenance and constructing more permanent living arrangements. For many months you live this way, barely scraping out a living with your lightsaber and force powers but soon the isolation gets to you and you seek to return to the stars. Unfortunately you neglected to maintain your starfighter and the swamp mud and plant life destroyed the working parts, leaving you stranded on this god-forsaken world. Years go by and your lightsaber's battery fails, leaving you to fight with spears whittled from sticks and the bones of monsters you have killed. Eventually the loneliness drives you slowly insane, eating away at your brain like the planet ate away at your star-ship. You become a primal wild man, dressed in rags and with a long beard and hair filled with twigs and garbage. One day, an escape pod arrives. It contains someone you recognize instantly, Yoda! You are jolted back to sanity upon seeing him, and you decide to:
Attack Yoda!
Talk to Yoda
Rape Yoda!
