I'm not going with YOU GUYS.
From Create Your Own Story
YOU: No way am I going anywhere with you jerks!
MIRANDA: We jerks have the keys to the only shuttle off the station. Come with us or stay and rot with the Mechs, it's your choice.
YOU: FINE.
You sit down.
MIRANDA (Growing pale): That was a joke please get in the shuttle. The illusive man would kill me if something happened to you. Please? Pretty please?
YOU (Smirking): Alright, Alright. So long as we know who the billion-dollar baby is here.
You all get into the back of the SHUTTLE and watch out the WINDOWS as the CERBERUS STATION fades away into the distance. Presumably the SHUTTLE has an AUTOPILOT or something, cause you're sure as hell none of you are driving this thing.
The SHUTTLE blasts into LIGHT-SPEED somehow, and the station vanishes from view- apparently they managed to hide an FTL DRIVE in the BOOT.
MIRANDA: Before we meet the Illusive man, we're going to have to give you a pop quiz on your actions from the first game.
JACOB: Is this really necessary, Miranda? I'm sure shepard can just look it up on Wikipedia.
MIRANDA: No, we better go over this stuff now. What if he realizes he romanced the lame character and needs to restart?
JACOB: Fair enough. Ok, Shepard, according to this magic file of all your life's greatest decisions, WHAT: Was your back story?
You say:
