Wishful Thinking/Head For Lunch
From Create Your Own Story
"I'd like to grab a bite to eat in a nice restaurant."
"Your wish is my command!"
In a flash you find yourself seated in a swanky, unfamiliar restaurant. It's very luxurious, and the other patrons are dressed nicely. "I wish I knew where I was," you think.
Suddenly you realize you're in New York City at a very expensive eatery. The waiter comes over and gives you a menu. You notice he cannot see your genie. You smile at this. You peruse the menu and order a lobster salad. At the table next to you are two women in their late thirties chatting loudly. One is dressed in tan suede pants, white blouse, and blue silk blazer. The other is in a leather skirt and pink sweater. They're complaining that their husbands won't buy them new cars even though theirs are already a year old.
You look at the lady in the skirt. "I wish she would fart for thirty seconds, loudly enough for the whole room to hear."
Just then the woman lets loose with the loudest fart you've ever heard. She keeps farting and blushes deeply as she glances furtively at the people near her giving her disgusted looks. She finally stops, and can barely say "excuse me." She is now shaking, she is so nervous and humiliated.
You laugh at her. You look at the other woman who is snickering in delight at her friend's humiliation. "I wish that woman's bladder was full."
The woman starts snickering and her eyes go wide. She stands up, "I've got to powder my nose." She walks towards the restroom.
"I wish she'd loose control of her bladder."
The woman stops and clenches her thighs, but suddenly a dark spot appears in the crotch of her suede pants and runs down her thighs. Soon she's peeing on the floor, and everyone near her is staring at her.
