Offer up your girlfriend
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You call up your girlfriend and invite her over; as she approaches she spots Santonio Holmes. You gesture toward her and then to Santonio, you worry she’ll say no but surprisingly she’s not too tired today. She bangs out Santonio in front of you and without getting too graphic the resulting “love” explosion of pent up sexual frustration of being on the Jets and forced to wear those ridiculous walking Hess Gas billboards of uniforms levels 3 entire city blocks, killing Bill Belichick who was watching with a video camera in the nearby woods having gotten lost on his way to Jets practice earlier that day. Disturbed and a bit messy, the gang gets a beer.
(The End)
