"Would you like to buy a flower?"

From Create Your Own Story

You hand him a rose you picked yesterday. Nate rolls his eyes and slaps the rose away.

"Stop fooling around," he says. "And eat your bacon so we can go kill the monster!"

You reply:

• "Smell my feet."
• "If you know about the monster, then how come in a lot of the endings you end up being eaten?"
• "That's okay, I have a petunia right here."
• "That's how we roll in this high fantasy story"

Status
Health	100	Equipment: Tattered Tunic
MP	10
Level	1