Lehatu

From Crazysweater

Lehatu is currently the only existing specimen of the Lewa&Pohatu Bird anywhere in any reality. Evur. He was created by fusing two Toa and cloning them that way. The two entities that make him up have lost all sanity and Lehatu is currently the most random thing in existance, causing time paradoxes all the fucking time.

The Genes that make up Lehatu's DNA are the Dying Gene, Bird Gene, Random Gene, and Annoying Gene.

Lehatu was the one who named the entity known as Mr. Roll Log

Contents 1 Kibbles Univerce 1.1 King Bio's Comics 1.2 Happy Tofu and Pawns of the King 1.2.1 Pawns of the King 1.2.2 Happy Tofu 1.3 Original Concepts Thrown Out the Window 2 Lehatu's Comics

Kibbles Univerce

King Bio's Comics

Lehatu was created by the Time Paradox caused by Future King Bio's first appeance in which the time space continuum fluxuated resulting in the Ignika telling Vezon to fuse Lewa Nuva and Pohatu Nuva together, which created a time paradox because they were supposed to remain seperate and Vezon was supposed to be on Voya Nui until the Toa Ignika happened. To repair the time space continuum Vezon tried to unfuse Lehatu, but instead cloned him. He unfused the clone, removed it's memories, and transported Pohatu and Lewa to where they were supposed to be. He then froze Lehatu.

But the creation of Lehatu itself caused the time space continuum to send the frozen Lehatu into the Onu-Metru Archives where he was kept in stasis next to a Rahkshi and a Kraata. Years later, the motion sensor bombs that all birds have embedded into their brains while they are in the eggs for some reason, activated when Beca530, Blue Eyes Comander, and Megas walked past his stasis pod. After Beca530 deduced that Lehatu was boring, Lehatu gave him his mask and was then refrozen using Duck Tape.

Lehatu's next appearence is, once again, caused by the paradox that is his very existance. He appears randomly with Turaga Dume and Hapori Dume standing on top of the ice cube he is sealed in. Several seconds later, it turns out that Mega and Blue Eyes Comander are also birds and they go fly south for the winter.

Lehatu then aids Kilorak, Shader Kolinit, Bionicle Dragon, Tioh, Jack, Hapori Tohu, and Briz in the fight against the Penguins.

A time paradox causes Lehatu to skip several days into the future, but the time space in which his skip ended in was unfortunately already laden with such paradoxs as Dark Meta Knight, Golden Tahu's entire family, and King Tahu riding a giant Visorak in Sherwood Dungeon. The Time-Space Continuum was becoming so fucked-up Clockwork himself had to step in. He was met with negativity from Don Pacci and Zatch Bell.

Lehatu appeared in the Altronite Univerce with D-Shadow bringing attention to the fact that Twilight looks different in every universe.

Later in a hospital, Doctor Guy revealed that Master Hand had discovered that Lehatu was infact a Lewa&Pohatu Bird, and that his species was endangered. King SweaterHead used his newly aquired Debug Powers to create an entire spawn of Lewa&Pohatus. He then shot all of them to death.

Lehatu appeared in a vision to King SweaterHead during the beginning of a paradox that made KS skip into different alternate timelines of Kibbles Primz.

Lehatu's final appearence in King Bio's Comics is in Altronite Univerce as the two individual entities that spawned him in the first place, but their sanities had long since deteriorated. He... They... It... and D-Shadow had to awnser a very dramatic question for King SweaterHead, "Do you LIKE my comics." After witnessing him shoot Kopaka Freak in the face for exclaiming "No!" they said yes. Lehatu became a single being again afterwards.

In an alternate future where Beca530 rules the universe, Lehatu is part of an elite group of people that freeze things.

Happy Tofu and Pawns of the King

In the unseen end of King Bio's Comics, Lehatu causes a final time paradox and is split back into two beings once more. But due to an entirely DIFFERENT paradox that was caused by the plot device that will be used to end the film adaption of King Bio's Comics, the two beings simply contained half of Lewa and half of Pohatu.

Pawns of the King

The Lehatu that spawned in this universe contained traces of Lehatu's annoyance and bird DNA. As such, Lehatu became the pet of this world's GMan and stole it's King SweaterHead's pizza. He was killed by KS-X but because he did not have the Dying Gene, he quickly got over it and proceeded to continue to be an annoyance until he accidentally killed King SweaterHead's pizza, which did have the dying gene unfortunately. He later got a new pizza from Mario.

Happy Tofu

The Lehatu that spawned in Happy Tofu had the Dying Gene and Random Gene. Any similarities this Lehatu has to a bird are because of genetic remnants.

Lehatu appeared as a Noob and suggested SweaterHead eat Potatoes. When he was brought into existance, he told Hapori Tohu that he was allergic to his mask, though like the other Noobs; Rebecca, D-Shadow, SweaterHead, and Chaos; he was ignored.

He felt sick when the gang all went to the BZ-Metru Eatery and when Hukster asked to be paid, Lehatu's genetic remnants of bird DNA activated and he flew away leaving an egg on the barstool.

The egg exploded and turned into Lehatu Jr.. Junior's first reaction to existing was calling Lehatu his mother and requesting a story from him. It was instead delivered by Hukster who was now on break and was apparently Lehatu Jr.'s father. The confusion of what just happened scared Lehatu, who did not have a full Random Gene.

When Junior had a heart-attack Lehatu freaked out and was told by Hukster to take the baby to Eranok, who would know what to do. Lehatu then dramatically proclaimed that he would.

After what was apparently a very long search, Lehatu found Eranok's Gukko 'N Other Flyin Stuff Supply Store Shop Thing. Eranok refused to fix the baby because he only did flying things, and because Junior was in a coma, he could not demonstrate his remnant bird DNA. In desperation, Lehatu threw him into the air, hoping Junior could fly in his sleep. He instead transformed into a car.

Eranok told Lehatu that cars do not count as birds but did tell Lehatu where he could find help for the baby. But told him that he would be needing a box. When Lehatu was able to find Drago11, he had left the baby with Eranok, but remembered the box. Lehatu flew to the ceiling in sadness.

When Lehatu returned to Eranok's Store With The Big Long Ass Fucking Name Eranok told him that Hukster had the baby and so Lehatu, draining on the last bit of sanity he aquired from his ancestor, demanded Hukster give him the baby.

Original Concepts Thrown Out the Window

Lehatu will appear in Original Concepts Thrown Out the Window.

Lehatu's Comics

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