Toast God
From Crazysweater
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Much like the subject matter, this article is incomplete. But I don't want you touching it, so go away.
| Toast God | |
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| Debut Kibbles Series | TOPSECRET |
| Species | indeed infact, Human |
| Mortality | Toast God |
| Morality | Toast God |
| Alliances | N/A |
| Voice Actor | himself probably |
The Toast God is the Creator of Toast, as prophecised by King SweaterHead. He invents a Time Machine in the year 2028, goes back in time, shaves the Cavemen, then goes slightly back into the future and invents Toast, Toasters, and BUNGiE. Then he goes to the year 3028 and invents Future Cavemen.
Inventing Toast automatically endowed him with the powers of Awesomeness. Which I'm sure must have an awesome name. The extent of these powers is known only by him and the Present Cavemen. Which mock him for his lack of facial hair.
