Toast God

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Toast God
Debut Kibbles Series TOPSECRET
Species indeed infact, Human
Mortality Toast God
Morality Toast God
Alliances N/A
Voice Actor himself probably

The Toast God is the Creator of Toast, as prophecised by King SweaterHead. He invents a Time Machine in the year 2028, goes back in time, shaves the Cavemen, then goes slightly back into the future and invents Toast, Toasters, and BUNGiE. Then he goes to the year 3028 and invents Future Cavemen.

Inventing Toast automatically endowed him with the powers of Awesomeness. Which I'm sure must have an awesome name. The extent of these powers is known only by him and the Present Cavemen. Which mock him for his lack of facial hair.

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