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[[Image:TNGA.jpg|thumb|left|Sakurai's revenge]] | [[Image:TNGA.jpg|thumb|left|Sakurai's revenge]] | ||
| - | *'''[[ | + | *'''[[Nerd's wetdream|Zero Suit Samus]]''' - Totally going to be the new wavedashing favorite BUT.......gave tourneyfags the finger cause they have to bust some balls to get her. |
| - | *''' | + | *'''Wario''' - It took him 3 damn games to get in the brawl. |
*'''[[Shota|Pit]]''' - The one character thats going to get Ninty sued by christians. | *'''[[Shota|Pit]]''' - The one character thats going to get Ninty sued by christians. | ||
*'''Ike''' - Another Fire Emblem Character. Unlike the ones from Melee, he actually kicks ass. | *'''Ike''' - Another Fire Emblem Character. Unlike the ones from Melee, he actually kicks ass. | ||
| - | *''' | + | *'''Pokemon Trainer''' - a non-fag version of [[pussy|Ash Ketchum]] |
| - | *''' | + | *'''Diddy Kong''' - Straight up gangsta who pops [[nutz]] in bitches asses. |
| - | *''' | + | *'''Metaknight''' - Automatically the best character in the game. |
| - | *'''[[Son of Satan|Lucas]]''' - | + | *'''[[Son of Satan|Lucas]]''' - That kid you beat up in school. |
The game features a new adventure mode which doesn't suck ass like in melee, and all sorts of features that seem to exist purely to piss off tourneyfags. There's also pokeba...er Assist Trophies that summon the aid of characters not awesome enough to be playable. Another new addition are "final smashes", which is nerfing Dylan_Tnga over Speed character/Tourneyfag wetdream Zero Suit Samus. | The game features a new adventure mode which doesn't suck ass like in melee, and all sorts of features that seem to exist purely to piss off tourneyfags. There's also pokeba...er Assist Trophies that summon the aid of characters not awesome enough to be playable. Another new addition are "final smashes", which is nerfing Dylan_Tnga over Speed character/Tourneyfag wetdream Zero Suit Samus. | ||
Revision as of 17:40, 8 January 2008
Created by AZN's, where characters from various shit come together in a clash to the death. The games cause much nerd rage over how they should be played. Brawl is also the first game in the series to let Aliens in as well, which has opened the floodgates of morons like anime fans who want to see every DBZ character from every show ever in Brawl.
The object of the game is to pimp smack other players off the arena using your skills and (if you're not dylan TNGA) a variety of weapons, in a (if you're not alpha-zealot) variety of locations.
Super Smash Brothers
The game that started the series. Thankfully since this was the 90's, no stupidity of the new generation of gamers got in the way of it's enjoyability.
- Mario - Fatass Shoto-con
- Link - Mutant ability is stolen from Banshee.
- Donkey Kong - Idea Stolen from King Kong. Nintendo is so innovative.
- Kirby - A pink testicle that sucks things.
- Yoshi - Godzooky
- Samus - CENSORED
- Fox McCloud - Tourneyfag aphrodisiac
- Pikachu and Jigglypuff - pokeballs can't kill these fucks.
- Luigi - Brother of a fatass Shoto-con
- Captain Falcon - *points to knee* DONT MAKE ME USE THIS!!!
- Ness - Yo-mega champ from the 90's.
The final boss is a giant glove who got laid off and now works as a minor boss in Kirby games. He is eternally mocked for this.
Super Smash Brothers Melee
The game that REALLY started it all because no one had an N64 to play the original, Smash Bros. Melee was teh roxxorz until Pro Players beat the shit out of it.
- Peach - gives birth to vegetables and throws them like poo.
- Bowser - As with King Kong, Nintendo ripped off Godzilla as well. The "KING" label is a dead give away.
- Mewtwo - Totally doesn't exist in this game.
- Zelda - The only princess capable of transforming into a man.
- Sheik - Controversy and lulz insued because her tits got smaller in the transformation.
- Mr. Game and Watch - BLACK POWAA!!!
- Marth - (s)He's not fooling anyone with his male voice.
- Ice Climbers - Midgets from Alaska. Instead of real climbing tools, they have hammers from King Kong
A perfect roster....till you send in the clone army below.
- Falco - When Fox fails, TF's run straight for him and spam the fuck out of jumping lazer shots.
- Ganondorf - Falcon's pa. Despite this, he's the only black character aside from MG&W.
- Pichu - Like Pikachu only it kicks it's own ass.
- Roy - This makes number 95 for the total of Swordmasters with fire attacks.
- Young Link - STFU NEWB! HE IS THE TRUE LINK!
- Dr. Mario - Mario's evil twin who murders his patients with mind fucking pills.
Also features an adventure mode where there's actual side-scrolling levels. Final bosses include Godzil....er Bowser who dies to Jigglypuff's ultimate ability, SLEEPING! Also introduces wavedashing/Glitch which is like totally the most innovative piece of shit ever. Without this you can't win tournaments......ever.
Super Mario Brothers Brawl
The beautiful art of wavedashing and L-canceling is removed! This is now the worst game EVER! Solid Snake would be a playable character, mainly because Hideo Kojima bitched to nintendo for not putting him in the last shit fest. To no surprise by anyone except possibly the retarded, Sonic was revealed to be a playable character as well. Other new characters who are not aliens are..
- Zero Suit Samus - Totally going to be the new wavedashing favorite BUT.......gave tourneyfags the finger cause they have to bust some balls to get her.
- Wario - It took him 3 damn games to get in the brawl.
- Pit - The one character thats going to get Ninty sued by christians.
- Ike - Another Fire Emblem Character. Unlike the ones from Melee, he actually kicks ass.
- Pokemon Trainer - a non-fag version of Ash Ketchum
- Diddy Kong - Straight up gangsta who pops nutz in bitches asses.
- Metaknight - Automatically the best character in the game.
- Lucas - That kid you beat up in school.
The game features a new adventure mode which doesn't suck ass like in melee, and all sorts of features that seem to exist purely to piss off tourneyfags. There's also pokeba...er Assist Trophies that summon the aid of characters not awesome enough to be playable. Another new addition are "final smashes", which is nerfing Dylan_Tnga over Speed character/Tourneyfag wetdream Zero Suit Samus.
