Cp:conservative

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Ken Demyer, also known as Conservative, is Conservapedia's resident man-child and the world’s worst debator. Currently content with single-handedly screwing up Andrew Schlafly’s blog encyclopedia with his abysmally worded drivel, mostly dealing with the Question Evolution[1] campaign, he seems intent on discrediting conservatism once and for all. His primary contributions include analogies with regards to just how atheism and evolution on the internet is "being halved every minute".

Contents 1 Activities at Conservapedia 2 Known Sockpuppets 3 Miscellanea 4 See also

[edit] Activities at Conservapedia

Ken DeMyer is a very unique contributor at Conservapedia, the most obvious of which is his apparent inability to click the "show preview" button. He has also engaged in very long binge edits at conservapedia, the most notable of which, was a 30 hour binge, editing the template "Main Page Right". He is known for:

• Taking several edits to make even the smallest changes to an article.
• Deleting and recreating pages (Ken has deleted and recreated his userpage over 180 times)
• Not using the "preview" function to view his edits before saving.
• Heavy reliance on quotes, almost to the exclusion of other text.
• Borrowing material from creationist blogs and other dubious sources, and attributing quotes inaccurately or out of context.
• Use of irrelevant pictures with inane captions, and pointless links to YouTube clips.
• Morbid preoccupations with homosexuality, atheism, evolution, suicide and Hitler.
• Obsession with search engine results and predictions about them.[2]
• Excessive adverbial use of the word "likely" when making these predictions.
• Poor sentence structure and repetitive use of the same words (especially "however").
• A penchant for beginning sentences with the words "In regards to".
• Spamming the Main Page and other sysops' talk pages with "news" regarding search engine results, pictures of Hitler and poorly disgused messages to RationalWiki users - sometimes by name.
• Apparent indifference to ridicule.When he is being ridiculed he will often trot out the phrase, "appeal to ridicule is a logical fallacy". This appears to be the only logical fallacy he is aware of, as he fails to notice at least 12 different forms of logical fallacies in his evolution article.
• Announcing "exciting new developments" or "major developments" expected in relation to his pet articles.However, no developments of any kind, either exciting or major, have happened to Conservapedia in a loooooooooooong time.
• Finishing a sentence with more than one exclamation mark or a smiley emoticon, the sure sign of a diseased mind.
• Appealing to authority when his shabby "scholarship" is exposed (my expert published 500 more papers than yours, gay bowel syndrome is real!1!! :) )

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[edit] Known Sockpuppets

Ken is a particularly bad Sockpuppeteer, taking genuine users minutes to discover thier real identity. He is known as:

• KdBuffolo
• Peter Moore
• RuyLopez
• Vacous Poet
• The infamous Newton

[edit] Miscellanea

Conservative really seems to enjoy using the Red Telephone, often by leaving messages in the edit comment, and on his Newton Userpage. He is also a fan of Ad-Hominem attacks against athiesm and evolution. A unique editor, he believes the opposite of what everybody else at CP believes; Evolution is slowing down, and Global Christianity is rising, which inexplicably, somehow, leads to Conservapedia ranking up on a certain website starting with a "G". Conservative is not well received, even among the other administrators at Conservapedia. According to Ed Poor, Conservative needs attention, something we always known. Furthermore, even the infamous TK believed that Conservative is a bit of a whack job. Finally, he is strangely associated with Shock of God, and it is speculated that the 2 are one, or they simply edit using the same user at CP. Conservative is a known subscriber to accusation by association. By associating Hitler to Darwin, he feels that he has won the battle against Evolution.

[edit] See also

Conservative/Gentlemen-resistance-is-futile

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