ASchlafly

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Current revision as of 18:07, 27 February 2012

     
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Andrew Schlafly, known by his e-moniker, Aschlafly, is the genius behind the Conservapedia, Conservabible and Conserva<Insert something here> projects. His rather extreme views upon given facts, have earned him the ire of both men of Science, and men of, just good sense. As one of the more "fringe" people, who occupy the fringe, his philosophies have been subjected to Poes law, many times over. It is an object of much speculation that Andy's account has been hacked, due to his rants that can only call up Poes Law.

[edit] Activities at Conservapedia

ASchlafly, is predictably, the one of the most active users at CP. Hypocritically, he does not contribute, in the normal sense, but rather spends his time, blocking various users, and debating on main page:talk. Aschlafly is the mastermind behind 90/10, but also, notably, violates that blatantly.

• 30% main page left edits
• 50% edits on talk pages
• 10% content edits
• 20% reverts

[edit] Rules Created

Aschlafly is the brainchild behind many regulations at Conservapedia, violating it's doctrine of simplicity. He is responsible for

• 90/10: Talk 90 percent, 10 edits, and you will be banned. Oddly, he hasn't been banned yet...
• Deceit. If you are guilty of Deceit, you are a Librul, and will be banned.
• Machismo (pronounced Ma-Cheese-Moe). Only conservative men have Machismo. Conservative women are not mentioned..

[edit] Trivia

Andrew Schlafly, has been given the nickname Assfly, from Aschlafly. His favorite words in replies seem to revolve around the terms Deceit, Liberal, Open your mind ^TM, and statistics accurate to a 95% margin.

[edit] Debate Concepts

Andrew Schlafly personally invented several debate tactics. A full appraisal is included here.

• Schlafly Statistics. Always accurate to a 95% accuracy rate. Able to find correlations between 2 completely separate terms, and ideas. A good example is the handpicked Conservative words, growing at a geometric rate.
• Schlafly Reversal. When cornered, using red herrings liberally, while accusing the opponent of a ulterior motive.

   IE "Remember, some liberals don't mind being deceitful, and all of us end up relying on things that are not true because of it." :-) --         Aschlafly 13:40, 27 May 2007 (EDT)"

• Schlafly Slip. Name seems self explanatory. By giving a slip, and then pretending he won, the Assfly can win almost any debate.

   Ie:"Lots of questions by you, . Contribute more, and more substantively, and you won't be so bewildered in the future"

• Schlafly Rearguard. Similar to the Slip, but this time, another administrator comes in, and engages the opponent. Andrew has won, and leaves the opponent talking to the banhammer of the rearguard.