Penquin
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Penquin is a member of SPPf and Smogon who probably has cerebral palsy. He is known mainly for his retarded threat lists which often give whoever looks at it cancer, and repeatedly bumping his old RMTs with new versions of his team and threat list that might contain one different move on one different pokemon
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[edit] On Sppf
Penquin first appeared on the sacred grounds of SPPf in October 2006 and became famous at around August 07 when he posted his "Final RMT". Like a lot of the newbies around CRMT, his thread was pretty terrible, but the threat list was completely unbearable.
[edit] Blissey Countering Tauros
Indeed, his threat list contained Blissey countering Tauros, as well as many other "counters" in the same vein as the above, such as:
-Gyarados: Mamoswine
-Medicham: Jolteon
-Metagross: Lucario
-Heracross: Mamoswine
-Medicham: Yanmega
and many more. If you want the full lists, start off here. The thread eventually sinks into a pit of "do I have a 3x type disadvantage?" from Penquin and flames/Monty Python quotes from everyone else.
[edit] On Smogon
A while after Penquin posted his "Final RMT!" thread, he got fed up with everyone on CRMT, even the idiots who know nothing about battling at all, flaming the fuck out of him. He then proceeded to move to Smogon, under the alias Silver_Wind, a blatant attempt to stop the majority of SPPf Trolls following him, yet this failed as a random look through the RMT section of Smogon soon found the exact same team posted in another thread. Soon Penquin found out that the mods/admins of Smogon were less tolerant of bullshit, and this thread is an amusing thread where Penquin gets pwned by Surgo.
Penquin soon after posted his team from SPPf, complaining that he was getting "bad advice" where EVERYONE ON SMOGON WAS GIVING HIM THE EXACT SAME ADVICE. This led to Extra posting about it on his SPPf thread that he was still intent on bumping and everybody pointed and laughed at him for a while.
The mods/admins eventually got fed up with Penquin reverting back to his old SPPf self and bumping the shit out of his older RMT threads, and banned him. As of now he is not yet unbanned.
[edit] Memorable Quotes
"The mod wasn't a mod, it was tyrant admin named Surgo."
"how do u expect me to counter those 3 Pokemon? Lucario for rampard? bully gyara for tyaniitar, and Cresselia and some1 else for Metagross?
"Heracross-Cresselia ice beam or teach it psychic move?"
"Name 20 Pokemon that could replace Solrock, that won't give my team a 3x type disadvantage."
"wont scep counter TTar w/ EQ or Brick break?"
"Pssh, Surgo would close my thread for any reason he can find...."
If anyone can be bothered to salvage some more crap in real time, his AIM address is Shining Meteor.
This article is good, but would be better with an IM troll log. Worth registering to AIM just to troll Penquin.
