Editing SPAM!

SPAM! is where everything not-related to any of CBC's other sub-forums goes. It is CBC's most active forum, with over ten times as much posts than any other forum. SPAM is confusing though, as sometimes stuff that IS relative to another forum goes there. Sometimes it is random shit, sometimes an actual topic, sometimes an actual topic with random replies... SPAM! is like a box of chocolates - everything looks like literal shit, so praise the good stuff.

== Rules of SPAM! ==

1. SPAM is sorta like the whole forum, but you just get away with it more.

2. Nobody gives two cunts about sppf.

3. No fucking cats.

4. SPAM! will take no responsibility for any of the following: rape, mental and / or physical abuse, pimp slaps, rape, being banned, undergoing unwanted sex changes, being photoshopped, rape, obtaining crabs, requiring mass amounts of BRN HEAL, ruining your childhood memories, rape, your inability to Pokemon and dying due to your thread getting mr blobby cp'ed all over it because it was so bad, should any of these attrocities befall our members.

5. Everyone at some point or another is or has a fat whore, a different skin tone than they usually do, a different sexual orientation and a small penis.

6. If you fail in spam you are subjective to 4.

7. SPAM itself fails, so 6 is ironic but remains true.

8. If you see Mr Blobby in your thread, lurk more.

9. If you are 6, 8 will probably happen to you.

10. THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY: THIS IS A DICTATORSHIP.

11. Guard your asshole at all times; someone will either be trying to stick their penis up it (if they are a regular) or kiss it (if they are new).

12. There are no women in SPAM. Embarassing secrets about your Erectile Disfunction coming out are therefore not CBC's fault, but the jackass members'.

13. There is a GET ON NB / SHODDY thread but feel free to post those threads seperately anyway. We enjoy editing threads (see: 10).

14. Rule 13 is unlucky, so you should either obey it or avoid it.

15. Rule 14 is subject to change.

16. Posting threads with typos is not something that's uncommon (or extremely funny come to think of it).

17. All your IPs are belong to us.

18. If you get added into msn conversations a LOT, you can officialy be a prick and probably get away with it.

19. Auths disregard 18 (see:10).

20. Old threads are best left unreplied to. This includes making a new fucking thread about the old thread.

21. Auths see 19.

22. Good smilies gives us G's.

23. None of the smilies are related romantically, stop trying: this isnt fucking shipping.

24. Your face and your mother are always relative to the topic at hand.

25. This thread isn't funny.

26. You will kill the funny at least once.

27. Scooby Doo will be hired to find the funny, but will instead rape you for killing it.

28. SPAM proves that while you catch more flies with honey, if I throw vinegar in your eyes it's going to fucking hurt.

29. Don't gay up this thread.

30. magichands and mistylover are gay.

31. There will never, [b]EVER[/b] be postcount.

32. An auth may add postcounts for the lulz at some point. This will lead to the death of SPAM.

33. It's spelt "SPAM!", not matter how many punctuation marks end up beside each other.

34. What the fuck was a purple monkey dishwasher anyway?

35. Do a Bibaroll.

36. No emos.

37. Emos are subject to name change abuse. Consider SPAM as a means of greasing up the process of yourself commiting suicide to make it go quicker, and be much more messy.

38. Long live SPAM!.

39. ARGH! MY FACE!

39a. All other Rules of the internet apply.


== The SPAM! Oath ==

SPAM! is SPAM, but it is not SPAM.

SPAM! has no face, but wears a mask.

SPAM! wears a mask, but grins at you and sees all.

SPAM! makes no sound but you can hear its presence.

SPAM! has no feelings but has desires.

SPAM! has no form of moving but can be anywhere it wants.

SPAM! is the heart of all other sub-forums, but it is seperated from them in every way

SPAM! takes up no space but is all around you and there <b>is no escape.</b>