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[[Image:MistyPokemonRNG.PNG|right|240px|thumb|If you are turned on by this, you are a MistyLover alt.]] | [[Image:MistyPokemonRNG.PNG|right|240px|thumb|If you are turned on by this, you are a MistyLover alt.]] | ||
- | + | MistyLover is a [suprisingly] male (?) user on SerebiiForums.com who has been the source of many jokes and good times to CBC and other Pokemoners for several months. | |
- | + | He is either a poor soul who should be drowned in a well, or a clever troll. lol. | |
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- | MistyLover is a male ( | + | |
- | He is either a poor soul who should be drowned in a well, or a clever troll. lol | + | |
== The Big Misty Bang Theory == | == The Big Misty Bang Theory == | ||
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== Known Fetishes == | == Known Fetishes == | ||
- | One of the things ML is famous for is his undying | + | One of the things ML is famous for is his undying bias arguments that are always 100% wrong. |
The most famous is Gardevoir being a better sweeper than Alakazam, a belief he holds true to this day. | The most famous is Gardevoir being a better sweeper than Alakazam, a belief he holds true to this day. | ||
Harry Potter is another known love of his. | Harry Potter is another known love of his. | ||
- | [[Image:Lol_ml.jpg|right|240px|thumb|IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE | + | [[Image:Lol_ml.jpg|right|240px|thumb|IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE]] He posted about Madeline McCann once on SPPf. People jumped to the conclusion this was his new love, however he merely bitched about how tragic her disappearance was because JK Rowling gave a grand or two (her equivalent to the moths that fly out your purse) to help her parents buy new shit for themselves and maybe to try and help find her too. |
Surprisingly, MistyLover has never spoke about loving Misty unless to defend his case for his name, saying he merely admires her character. | Surprisingly, MistyLover has never spoke about loving Misty unless to defend his case for his name, saying he merely admires her character. | ||
He has been seen in "Misty v May v Dawn" threads, gaying them up however. | He has been seen in "Misty v May v Dawn" threads, gaying them up however. | ||
- | Other lesser known fetishes include Umbreon and Milotic, which may be his only correct arguments to this date. And Emma Wattson. | + | Other lesser known fetishes include Umbreon and Milotic, which may be his only correct arguments to this date. And Emma Wattson. His MSN SN is often "I <3 EMMA WATTSON" with her as his display picture. |
He also writes a shipping fic, if you haven't found a reason to hate him yet. | He also writes a shipping fic, if you haven't found a reason to hate him yet. | ||
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== Knowledge of Pokemon == | == Knowledge of Pokemon == | ||
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= Noteworthy Events = | = Noteworthy Events = | ||
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During one of [[4J]]'s old RMT threads in D/P CRMT, he flamed MistyLover in what is the most remembered early existence of ML. [[4J]] was banned soon afterwards (not only due to this thread). MistyLover, of course, rejoiced his "arch enemy" was banned. 4J was back two weeks later, after many people thought he had left (bans are only a week long, but 4J was on holiday the following week). | During one of [[4J]]'s old RMT threads in D/P CRMT, he flamed MistyLover in what is the most remembered early existence of ML. [[4J]] was banned soon afterwards (not only due to this thread). MistyLover, of course, rejoiced his "arch enemy" was banned. 4J was back two weeks later, after many people thought he had left (bans are only a week long, but 4J was on holiday the following week). | ||
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4J has since been warned for flaming MistyLover but never banned and not in spectacular amounts. | 4J has since been warned for flaming MistyLover but never banned and not in spectacular amounts. | ||
- | MistyLover himself was soon banned from SPPf for a week, for unknown reasons, and again a week later | + | MistyLover himself was soon banned from SPPf for a week, for unknown reasons, and again a week later. |
He has been banned a couple more times for making shit topics in Misc Discussion and for getting the crap trolled out of him by facetious, Josh and to a lesser extent Brayels. | He has been banned a couple more times for making shit topics in Misc Discussion and for getting the crap trolled out of him by facetious, Josh and to a lesser extent Brayels. | ||
- | + | He is currently awaiting the lift of a 3 month ban, so he can "return to his ship as he doesn't like pokemon as much anymore". Thank god for CRMT, anyway. | |
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== On CBC == | == On CBC == | ||
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4J once posted ML's friend code and tricked some people into adding it by telling them it was his. Not as many people fell for it as was planned. | 4J once posted ML's friend code and tricked some people into adding it by telling them it was his. Not as many people fell for it as was planned. | ||
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== On MSN == | == On MSN == | ||
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Mag tried to add him in the first thread but ML denied, recognizing the e-mail address and making a smart decision for once. | Mag tried to add him in the first thread but ML denied, recognizing the e-mail address and making a smart decision for once. | ||
- | Recently MistyLover has unblocked pretty much everyone as is regularly added into msn chats between CBC's regulars. Many of his topics include "WHY DO YOU ALL TALK ABOUT POKEMON", "ARE YOU DEPRESSED?" and "WHO WROTE THAT ARTICLE ABOUT ME" | + | Recently MistyLover has unblocked pretty much everyone as is regularly added into msn chats between CBC's regulars. Many of his topics include "WHY DO YOU ALL TALK ABOUT POKEMON", "ARE YOU DEPRESSED?" and "WHO WROTE THAT ARTICLE ABOUT ME". |
== On CBC Wiki == | == On CBC Wiki == | ||
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[http://z6.invisionfree.com/CB_Colosseum/index.php?showtopic=1853 lol MistyLover IV] is the latest and to the participants greatest of the trolls on ML. | [http://z6.invisionfree.com/CB_Colosseum/index.php?showtopic=1853 lol MistyLover IV] is the latest and to the participants greatest of the trolls on ML. | ||
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Discord and 4J planned to edit the picture out and back in, but things went off track as ML wanted somebody else to edit it. This concieved the new SPAM! rule: [[There is ALWAYS a Plan B. Always.]] | Discord and 4J planned to edit the picture out and back in, but things went off track as ML wanted somebody else to edit it. This concieved the new SPAM! rule: [[There is ALWAYS a Plan B. Always.]] | ||
- | As the full article had been saved already incase ML went trigger happy, 4J thought of a new plan and instead edited the Pain Series in place of the entire article. ML was sent a link "to show proof of the edit", and soon exclaimed his disgust and shock. lol | + | As the full article had been saved already incase ML went trigger happy, 4J thought of a new plan and instead edited the Pain Series in place of the entire article. ML was sent a link "to show proof of the edit", and soon exclaimed his disgust and shock. lol. |
That wasn't the end though. ML thought, to an extent, he'd won as the original article was gone. Discord and 4J reminded him this was foolish thinking, and the proper article was back up, shopped friends and all, within the minute. ML left the conversation in a rage, ending the events of MistyLover IV. | That wasn't the end though. ML thought, to an extent, he'd won as the original article was gone. Discord and 4J reminded him this was foolish thinking, and the proper article was back up, shopped friends and all, within the minute. ML left the conversation in a rage, ending the events of MistyLover IV. | ||
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+ | == Gender Confusion and Troll Possibilities == | ||
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+ | Most people assume ML is female upon first glance, and we cannot deny this possibility. Or, he could simply be a trap. | ||
+ | [[Image:Residentnoob.PNG|right|300px|thumb|Hollywood wants to make a movie based on the events.]] | ||
+ | Experts can't dismiss the fact that MistyLover may just be a good troll, annoying all of us for the lulz. It is unlikely however as everyone wants to fucking stab him to death. | ||
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In quite possibly the most lulzworthy outcome in the history of Pokemon, [[Bullshit|4J lost to MistyLover]] on Sunday, October 14th after being CH'ed. | In quite possibly the most lulzworthy outcome in the history of Pokemon, [[Bullshit|4J lost to MistyLover]] on Sunday, October 14th after being CH'ed. | ||
- | 4J was ready to quit Pokemon (as he'd said he would if he lost) but instead decided to come back after realising that ML had only won through luck, and that ML is a shit battler whos ego need not be inflated by getting rid of "the big bad enemy" | + | 4J was ready to quit Pokemon (as he'd said he would if he lost) but instead decided to come back after realising that ML had only won through luck, and that ML is a shit battler whos ego need not be inflated by getting rid of "the big bad enemy". |
Two weeks later, 4J battled MistyLover - and this time it was personal. 4J proceeded to rape with a 6-0 sweep, with a thread entitled "ALL BETS ARE OFF 2". | Two weeks later, 4J battled MistyLover - and this time it was personal. 4J proceeded to rape with a 6-0 sweep, with a thread entitled "ALL BETS ARE OFF 2". | ||
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The odds off MistyLover beating mag are slim to none, but as the title of these events suggest, ALL BETS ARE OFF LOL. | The odds off MistyLover beating mag are slim to none, but as the title of these events suggest, ALL BETS ARE OFF LOL. | ||
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== The 4J = Mistylover Theory == | == The 4J = Mistylover Theory == | ||
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A possibility that baffles everyone. | A possibility that baffles everyone. | ||
4J could infact be MistyLover and it was a small joke in SPAM! for a while. | 4J could infact be MistyLover and it was a small joke in SPAM! for a while. | ||
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