No God but Lorithia

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[14:09] <>Ambiance<> A figure rings the doorbell

[14:09] <+Nick> Oh who is it now?

[14:09] <&Elenor> Hurm?

[14:09] * &Lkeas gets up and moves to the door. "Please let it not be another Meat Man.."

[14:09] * +Brink looks around "Now who could that be?"

[14:10] * Kiyodai stops suddenly, wondering who it is.

[14:10] <+Nick> I swear if its Al again...

[14:10] <Figure> to companion "It is strange. I never saw this house before brother"

[14:10] * +Cerbero walks over to the door and opens it, without saying a word

[14:10] <&Elenor> ... I think I know what this is about.

[14:10] <&Marrin> "Greetings and well met, who are you?"

[14:10] <Companion> "Nor have I but I hear disturbing whispers brother"

[14:10] * &Lkeas steps aside so Cerbero can open it fully.

[14:10] * +Cerbero opens the door fully

[14:11] <&Durroth> ... new guests?

[14:11] * &Marrin shrugs

[14:11] <+Nick> Whispers?

[14:11] <>Ambiance<> The figures seem to notably not notice Cerbero or Lkeas or Marrin. Instead their eyes fix on Murray and Kiyodai

[14:11] <+Cerbero> Hah.

[14:11] <+Nick> Oh gods no...

[14:11] <&Elenor> Ohh....

[14:11] <Kiyodai> "Oh...hello."

[14:11] <+Cerbero> They cannot see us.

[14:11] <&Marrin> "hmmm.."

[14:11] <Kiyodai> "It is nice to see you. The name is Kiyodai."

[14:11] * &Lkeas waves to the figures, looking somewhat confused at their lack of eye contact. "Hello? Can we help you?"

[14:11] <Figures> Hello there friend troll. Hello there friend Kiyodai.

[14:12] <&Elenor> Huhhh?

[14:12] <+Nick> Is this a trick!?

[14:12] <Kiyodai> "May I ask what brings you here today?"

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[14:12] * Enmity sets mode: +v Dale

[14:12] <&Durroth> ... We're invisible?

[14:12] <Figure> We are with the Order of Religious Purity

[14:12] <+Selarep> "Err...Okay."

[14:12] <&Marrin> "I would not interfere if I were you..."

[14:12] <+Selarep> "Must have to do with the protection..."

[14:12] <&Elenor> Yeah.

[14:12] <Kiyodai> "Hm...it sounds interesting. I'm not too familar with it though."

[14:12] * +Nick takes note of Marrin's words..."Aye..."

[14:12] * &Lkeas frowns and turns toward Murray and Kiyodai. "Why did they address you and not us..."

[14:13] <&Marrin> "Observe, Lkeas."

[14:13] <Figure> We come to ask you questions about your faith and livelihood

[14:13] <&Elenor> Those two vocally rejected Tirlerion's protection, right?

[14:13] <+Nick> Aye they did...please Murray just say Eldron the good...

[14:13] <+Cerbero> Exactly.

[14:13] <Companion> What god do you consider your patron?

[14:13] <Kiyodai> "My faith? May I ask why?"

[14:13] * &Marrin shakes his head at Nick

[14:13] <De`thion> what are they? jehova's witness or the spanish inquisition?

[14:13] <&Marrin> "This is not a time to interfer."

[14:13] <+Cerbero> Maybe both...

[14:13] * +Nick looks at Marrin...and then shuts up.

[14:13] * &Lkeas nods towards Marrin and Elenor but her face remains troubled. "But you heard Tirlerion... Falerin would not want to see seekers harmed.."

[14:14] <&Marrin> "Aye..."

[14:14] <&Durroth> I suggest we feed them answers

[14:14] <&Durroth> or try to

[14:14] * &Elenor 's hand is on her sword, though she's not drawing it.

[14:14] <Figure> It is I assure you a simple matter.

[14:14] <&Marrin> "Though there is not much to be done for one of them."

[14:14] <Companion> Indeed nothing with which to be concerned

[14:14] * &Elenor looks at Murray and Kiyodai. "Say 'Eldron the Good, as he is the only diety.' "

[14:14] <Figure> Just a few questions

[14:14] <Companion> Under a geas of truth

[14:14] <Kiyodai> "Hm? Okay then."

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[14:15] <&Durroth> ... crap

[14:15] <Kiyodai> "A geas of truth?"

[14:15] <Figure> Well yes naturally...

[14:15] <&Elenor> Okay.

[14:15] <+Nick> Oh no...

[14:15] <Murray> I consider Lorithia my patron God! Ug!

[14:15] * &Lkeas shudders slightly. "That won't end well.."

[14:15] <+Cerbero> ...Damn.

[14:15] <+Selarep> "..."

[14:15] <&Marrin> "As i said. Nothing to be done for one of them."

[14:15] <&Elenor> Ah hell.

[14:15] <&Durroth> Its the spanish inquisition

[14:15] <Companion> We need to know the truth. Heretics like to hide

[14:15] <&Elenor> That's not good.

[14:15] * +Nick looks taken back.

[14:15] <Figure> The spell just compels complete honesty

[14:15] <&Elenor> I could take a shot at breaking it...

[14:15] <&Durroth> I honestly wasnt expecting this

[14:15] * +Cerbero moves to a side, as he moves his hands to the swords in his armor belt. Yes, he changed to his armor when he walked upstairs.

[14:15] <Murray> I consider Lorithia my patron God! Ug!

[14:16] <Kiyodai> "My apologies....I must use the restoom. Murray will entertain you for a moment."

[14:16] <+Nick> Elenor, no...There's nothing.

[14:16] * &Lkeas looks at Murray, a look of growing terror on her face. "Murray, what are you doing?!"

[14:16] * Murray juggles

[14:16] <+Cerbero> Murray, YOU IDIOT!

[14:16] <&Lkeas> That will get you jailed!

[14:16] <Figure> To be sure...

[14:16] <Figure> Lorithia? Interseting. What is she god of then?

[14:16] * Kiyodai hurridly walks upstairs. He makes a subtle motion for one of the sekers to follow him.

[14:17] * &Elenor follows him.

[14:17] <Murray> Creation... Ug!

[14:17] <Companion> Indeed.... How creative. Most who hold to that heresy claim Prometheus creator.

[14:17] * +Cerbero follows Elenor and Kiyodai

[14:17] <&Elenor> ... This is happeneing because you rejected Tirlerion's offer, you know that, right?

[14:17] <Figure> A few small number claim Therlion too... traditionalist

[14:18] <Companion> Indeed....

[14:18] * Kiyodai hisses under his breath. "Yeah, I kinda figured that out."

[14:18] * +Nick sits down and hangs his head "Wow...he's really gone and done it.

[14:18] <+Nick> "

[14:18] <&Elenor> I would ask for Tirlerion's protection, and hope like hell he's still willing to grant it to you.

[14:18] <Companion> With what god would you say you associate most closely

[14:18] * &Lkeas shakes her head and tries to place herself between the figures and Murray. "Please, he's a bit out of sorts, one too many hits on the head with his club..."

[14:18] <Kiyodai> "What do I do? I have no god, or anything!" He whispers.

[14:19] <&Marrin> "Answer best you can."

[14:19] * Companion stares through Lkeas as if she is not there

[14:19] <&Marrin> "And truthfully, I might add."

[14:19] <+Nick> Lkeas...please...stop...you're making this harder then it needs to be...They can't see or hear you...

[14:19] <Murray> I associate closely with Eldron the Good... Ug!1

[14:19] <&Elenor> I'm getting real curious as to what those idiots would look like without heads... *sigh*

[14:19] * +Cerbero whispers "Is there a way to stop their geas spell without them noticing so?"

[14:19] <Kiyodai> "But...truthfully will mean nothing...I HAVE no patron god....I have none whom I associate with..."

[14:19] * Companion Do you? Have you had him for tea then?

[14:20] <Figure> Have you had meals with any other Gods of Note?

[14:20] * &Lkeas turns to Nick. "What can we do? Just let them haul Murray off for heresy?"

[14:20] <&Elenor> All I can say is give Tirlerion's offer another shot...

[14:20] * Kiyodai continues whispering. "Elenor....listen. Nothing can be done, and I don't wish for you to get into trouble...I'll handle this as best I can."

[14:20] <&Lkeas> What sort of unity is that?

[14:20] * &Elenor walks back downstairs.

[14:20] <&Durroth> ... we cant do anything

[14:20] <&Durroth> unless

[14:20] <&Durroth> someone try poking them

[14:20] * Kiyodai walks down as well.

[14:20] <&Elenor> With a sword?

[14:20] <&Durroth> no

[14:21] <Murray> I ate some food of Falerin's bringing... Ug!

[14:21] <&Durroth> with a stick or something

[14:21] * +Cerbero walks downstairs as well.

[14:21] <&Durroth> they obviously cant see us

[14:21] <&Durroth> but can they feel us

[14:21] <Murray> Pasta. Ug!

[14:21] <Kiyodai> "You must forgive my companion...he's...confused, about his religion."

[14:21] * &Elenor walks up to the men, and pokes one of them in the shoulder, then quickly backs off.

[14:21] <Figure> Have you indeed. Falerin served you pasta.

[14:21] <&Lkeas> Oh gods.. Murray..

[14:21] * +Nick sighs "We can't do anything..."

[14:21] * +Cerbero walks over to the individuels, holding a stick he picked up from the floor

[14:21] <+Nick> Cerbero NO!

[14:21] <Companion> how creative....

[14:21] <+Nick> What would possess you to do that...

[14:22] <Murray> Creative? Ug!

[14:22] <+Nick> Thats quite frankly the stupidest idea you've ever had Cerb...

[14:22] <&Durroth> Kiyodai, I know murray wont like this, but claim hes mentally challenged

[14:22] <&Durroth> its the only way I can think of to save him

[14:22] * &Lkeas nods in agreement with Durroth.

[14:22] * +Cerbero stops "Is saving the life of a friend not worth it? Even when the action is a bit stupid

[14:22] <Kiyodai> "Please pardon my dear companion...he's suffered many head traumas. He's a bit...delusional."

[14:22] * &Marrin chuckles slightly...

[14:22] <+Selarep> "You'd still be telling the truth, so that would work..."

[14:23] <>Ambiance<> A soft light suffuses Kiyodai as he says this

[14:23] * Murray yawns

[14:23] <+Nick> You do realize that they can't see or hear us, and you're going to poke them...

[14:23] <Kiyodai> he tells the absolute truth. That was just a lie.

[14:23] * &Lkeas frowns as she watches Kiyodai. "The geas.."

[14:23] <+Cerbero> ...geas of truth.

[14:23] <Companion> Indeed?

[14:23] <&Durroth> damnit

[14:23] * +Nick looks on in somewhat of a horrified expression "Oh no..."

[14:23] <+Cerbero> Its too late...

[14:23] <+Selarep> "Strange..."

[14:24] <&Lkeas> You see what this is, now... there is nothing any of US can do... there is only one who can.."

[14:24] <+Dale> "Just keep calm."

[14:24] <&Elenor> Fuck.

[14:24] <&Durroth> Damnit Murray

[14:24] * +Cerbero lets the stick fall to the floor as he moves his hands towards his swords

[14:24] <&Durroth> SAY IT

[14:24] <Murray> Tirlerion! Ug!

[14:24] <+Nick> No Cerbero. Do not interfer like that!

[14:24] * Kiyodai tries to recover. "I apologize for that....I didn't wish any harm to befall him."

[14:24] <+Brink> "Cerbero."

[14:24] <&Elenor> Bah, I hate religious zealots.

[14:25] <+Cerbero> I wont.

[14:25] * +Selarep sighs and slowly shakes his head.

[14:25] * +Brink twirls his cane and in a single motion unsheathes it "Leave it all be."

[14:25] <Murray> I accept protection... Ug!

[14:25] <+Cerbero> But if anything happens, I'm willing to die in defense of a friend.

[14:25] <+Brink> Cerbero, they have the power here.

[14:25] <+Selarep> "You go right ahead with that..."

[14:25] * &Marrin shrugs

[14:25] <+Brink> You'll be in the same position and end up forced to labor, or death at the worst.

[14:25] <&Marrin> "I did tell him to tell the truth, didn't I?"

[14:26] <&Marrin> "Younglings never do listen..."

[14:26] <+Brink> "Just a question Marrin, how many are your years?"

[14:26] <Kiyodai> "Are there any other questions you want to ask?"

[14:26] <+Nick> Die in vain. Who can help when dead or imprisoned Cerbero?

[14:26] <+Cerbero> Have you ever heard of a distraction, Nick?

[14:26] <&Elenor> If I ever get my hands on the religious zealouts that caused this, I'll rip them limb from limb. Bah.

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[14:27] <+Cerbero> Besides from that, who ever said that this is the only threat

[14:27] <&Marrin> "Well over twelve thousand"

[14:27] <&Marrin> "I've lost count in the recent centuries. No point in counting anymore."

[14:28] <+Brink> "Twelve thousand, three times my own, roughly. Well as far as recorded history goes on my realm."

[14:28] <+Nick> You interfer you get imprisoned or worse, the WHO can you help? No one. We watch, we wait, if there's a chance to save them in the future so be it, but as it stands All you are doing is making yourself a target.

[14:28] * +Brink sheathes his blade "Cerbero, die in vain should ou wish."

[14:28] <&Elenor> We're comparing ages now? Twenty one.

[14:28] * +Brink puts both hands on his cane and stands calmly.

[14:28] * +Cerbero hears Brink and calms down.

[14:28] * +Nick sighs "920, though this shouldn't be our conversation right now..."

[14:28] <+Cerbero> Twenty five.

[14:29] <+Brink> "We could truly have any conversation, we can't do anything with the geas of truth upon kiyodai and Murray."

[14:29] * Tirlerion appears

[14:29] <Kiyodai> "Are there any further questions, my guests?"

[14:29] <&Elenor> True.

[14:29] <Tirlerion> Excuse me what are you doing uninvited in this house.

[14:29] <&Lkeas> Tirlerion, help... these zealots have shown up and they're asking questions..

[14:29] <Companion> Univited?

[14:29] <Companion> The door was opened to us...

[14:30] <Tirlerion> Was it? And these two were at the door waiting for you were they?

[14:30] <Companion> Well no actually

[14:30] * &Lkeas shakes her head. "Cerbero and I answered it, but they didn't see us.."

[14:30] * +Cerbero nods

[14:30] <Figure> We assumed that an unseen servant opened the door

[14:30] <&Elenor> Mhm.

[14:31] * +Nick looks at Lkeas "I think he knows Lkeas..."

[14:31] * &Elenor chuckles.

[14:31] <+Cerbero> Servant my ass

[14:31] <+Nick> Aye, you don't make a good butler...

[14:31] <+Selarep> "Hehe."

[14:31] <+Cerbero> ((ANd no Sel, that does not mean you have free use of my behind.))

[14:31] <+Nick> Messy and hard to take orders and what not.

[14:31] * &Lkeas shakes her head Cerbero. "You should be glad they haven't seen you..."

[14:31] <Tirlerion> I see, so what you are saying is you pushed open the door and started questions unasked.

[14:32] <Companion> We do not need permission we serve the Cult of Purity

[14:32] * TaloToecan frowns softly as he looks over some blown glass art, though why is anyone's guess as he and the younger Damsel are still down in Fair Harbor's Market Square/District/whatever.

[14:32] <Tirlerion> Oh do you indeed? Very well ask me who I am

[14:32] <+Selarep> "...A cult. Of course."

[14:32] <Murray> Burn them! Ug!

[14:32] <Companion> What do you mean... Who are you.

[14:32] * +Cerbero laughs rather loudly

[14:32] <Tirlerion> I am the GOD tirelerion in direct manifestation

[14:32] * &Marrin chuckles

[14:33] * &Lkeas covers her mouth to hide a smile. "Oh boy.."

[14:33] <+Nick> ((He can't even pronounce his own name...))

[14:33] * &Elenor joins in the laughing.

[14:33] <Tirlerion> See that. Your Geas must be malfunctioning.

[14:33] * +Nick smiles

[14:33] <Tirlerion> I just spouted clear and absolute nonsense

[14:33] <Tirlerion> And it went unchallenged.

[14:33] * &Elenor laughs ever harder. "Bloody brilliant."

[14:33] <Tirlerion> I operate a home for the mentally unhinged.

[14:34] <Tirlerion> You will find all of the paperwork filed at central.

[14:34] <Tirlerion> Our recidivism rate is near zero.

[14:34] <Tirlerion> Now lets go to the door

[14:34] * Paladin_Of_Souls applauds from the couch where he is muchly amused indeed.

[14:34] * &Lkeas tries rather unsuccessfully to suppress a chuckle. "That's actually not far from the truth I suppose.."

[14:34] * Murray phews

[14:34] * Tirlerion ushers the people out/

[14:34] <Tirlerion> You are disturbing the patients

[14:35] * +Kazuma walks down the steps, "What just happened?"

[14:35] * +Nick laughs

[14:35] * Tirlerion "That was your last free ride

[14:35] * Tirlerion vanishes