Elmedor's Assignment

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[00:05] * Elmedor appears back in the room reforming from the floor

[00:06] <Rimblade> "PETA?"

[00:06] <DrLouisZephyr> What exactly have you been telling these people

[00:06] <DrLouisZephyr> And more importantly.... why?

[00:06] * Damsel glances towards LordBarrius for a moment before turning back towards the events that are unfolding.

[00:06] * Zorro appears, looking bored.

[00:06] <Elmedor> An assignement

[00:06] <DrLouisZephyr> An assignment?

[00:06] <DrLouisZephyr> Indeed?

[00:06] <DrLouisZephyr> And from whom did that assignment originate?

[00:07] <Little_Brown_Box> Do we know too much? Do we have to annihilated? Can I have a chicken?

[00:07] <Elmedor> I was not given the specifics of the who it was...written order sir

[00:07] * LordBarrius leans his frame gently into Damsel, his own arm slowly wrapping around her waist. He simply remains silent in observation.

[00:07] <DrLouisZephyr> You follow random pecliar written instructions that arrive from unknown persons

[00:07] * Kazuma opens his portal and disappears. the portal soon closes after Kaz dissappears.

[00:07] <DrLouisZephyr> Apparently instructions which involve outrageous fabrication and storytelling

[00:08] <DrLouisZephyr> That is fascinating

[00:08] <DrLouisZephyr> Did you disclose that on your last personel intake review?

[00:08] <Elmedor> The information which was supposed to be leaked was also featured in that order

[00:08] <Elmedor> No I did not sir

[00:08] * Zorro snickers.

[00:08] <DrLouisZephyr> Have you informed the order of the pink hippo that you accept external orders?

[00:09] <DrLouisZephyr> Or do you answer to the Squadron of the Infinite Moose

[00:09] * Selarep chuckles a bit at this.

[00:09] * Rimblade represses an urge to bow.

[00:09] <DrLouisZephyr> I am trying to remember to which branch you were assigned

[00:09] <Elmedor> ....No I was not instructed to inform then on any of that sir

[00:09] * Kazuma reappears, Romulus in tow.

[00:09] * Zorro trots over to Sel, jumping next to him on the couch and lying down.

[00:09] <DrLouisZephyr> You work in the stardust and flapjacks division yes?

[00:10] * Joins: Romulus (romulus777@Caelestia-9D2BB48E.no.no.cox.net)

[00:10] * Abode sets mode: +v Romulus

[00:10] <DrLouisZephyr> Or was it flatulent monkey?

[00:10] * Selarep pets Zorro along the back.

[00:10] <Rimblade> "Wait... little box, is he saying that entire races are not condemned to death just because they're 'bad races'?"

[00:10] * Damsel suddenly appears unable to fully contain her amusement, though she doesn't wish to look away from Zephyr.

[00:10] <Elmedor> ...

[00:10] * LordBarrius raises his free hand to his mouth to contain his laughter.

[00:10] * DrLouisZephyr looks up suddenly and sobers

[00:11] <DrLouisZephyr> "I see..."

[00:11] * Zorro climbs onto Sel's lap, evidently enjoying being petted.

[00:11] <DrLouisZephyr> "Indeed?"

[00:11] <Little_Brown_Box> Uh-oh.

[00:11] <DrLouisZephyr> "I see..."

[00:11] <Little_Brown_Box> The voices are talking to him.

[00:11] * Selarep scratches Zorro behind the ears.

[00:11] <Little_Brown_Box> Expect immenint action of some kind.

[00:11] <Romulus> no, I'm clearly not speaking.

[00:11] <Little_Brown_Box> If we're lucky, they're telling him to make us all waffles.

[00:11] * Elmedor takes one half step back expecting something

[00:11] * Daniel looks between the two, displeased with the fact that he will not be learning anything of a new technology, but clearly interested in the conversation, slightly nervous at Dr. Zephyr's last responses, getting the feeling he is conversing with The`Galin himself, a tingle down his spine.

[00:11] <DrLouisZephyr> You have been reassigned....

[00:11] <Rimblade> "You fool! Those voices never talk to ambulatory people."

[00:12] <Elmedor> To?

[00:12] <Little_Brown_Box> If we're unlucky...Oh good. Just him then.

[00:12] * Zorro seems to enjoying his ears beign scratched as well.

[00:12] <Zorro> ( *being )

[00:12] * Damsel seems to sober herself, her own feeling mirroring unknowingly that of Daniel.

[00:12] <Selarep> Heh. It seems as if I attract the attention of animals almost as much as Lepres.

[00:13] <Zorro> "No, I just know you'll put up with me."

[00:13] <Elmedor> Sir, mind informing you then who gave me this assigement

[00:13] * Selarep gently rubs Zorro's chin with his index finger.

[00:13] <DrLouisZephyr> You shall serve under the Order of the Bombastic Disembling Prevaricators

[00:13] <Selarep> Heh.

[00:13] <Zorro> "Sinc you have to put up with Lyoko."

[00:13] <Selarep> Put up with?

[00:13] <DrLouisZephyr> You are to take no action untill you recieve further direction...

[00:13] <Elmedor> Yes sir

[00:14] <Little_Brown_Box> She sleeps!

[00:14] * Zorro chuckles.

[00:14] <DrLouisZephyr> but beware said action must occur during the full moon, in a blizard in mid summer

[00:14] <Elmedor> I understand

[00:14] <DrLouisZephyr> If these conditions are not precisely right you know that the person delivering the instructions

[00:14] <DrLouisZephyr> is a false servant

[00:14] <Elmedor> Who shall I answer to?

[00:14] <DrLouisZephyr> and is to not be trusted

[00:14] * Selarep can't help but to laugh at this.

[00:14] <Rimblade> "He's got to work on a holiday?"

[00:15] <DrLouisZephyr> Yours is the most dignified of tasks

[00:15] * Zorro chuckles again.

[00:15] <DrLouisZephyr> Only three persons may modify it and only then in the presence of all of these witnesses

[00:15] <DrLouisZephyr> a private modification shall not count

[00:15] <DrLouisZephyr> Myself

[00:15] <DrLouisZephyr> Omega

[00:15] <DrLouisZephyr> or The'Galin personally

[00:15] <DrLouisZephyr> Am I quite clear

[00:15] <Elmedor> I understand Sir

[00:16] <DrLouisZephyr> Good

[00:16] <Elmedor> Yes

[00:16] * DrLouisZephyr vanishes

[00:16] * Elmedor goes back to his seat and begins smoking rapidly

[00:16] <Rimblade> "I thought you said that The'Galin was planning on Uncreating Omega for being a bad, bad man, Elmedor?"

[00:16] <Kazuma> woah woah woah

[00:16] <Kazuma> Omega?

[00:16] <Elmedor> Shit...

[00:17] * Elmedor does not pay attention to anyone or anything

[00:17] <Rimblade> "Oh lord. He's become a one-track small public intrest group!"

[00:17] <Little_Brown_Box> So...

[00:18] <Little_Brown_Box> Did you just get promoted for being an outrageous liar?

[00:18] <Little_Brown_Box> DAMN I wish I had your job.

[00:18] <Elmedor> No..

[00:18] <Rimblade> "I got promoted once."

[00:18] <Elmedor> It seems I was fed a false assignment

[00:18] <Rimblade> "I had the same job description, and no pay raise..."

[00:19] * Elmedor continues to drift into deep contemplation

[00:19] * DrLouisZephyr appears in a flash

[00:19] * DrLouisZephyr looks about

[00:19] <DrLouisZephyr> Wait a moment

[00:19] * Elmedor stands up

[00:19] <DrLouisZephyr> What did he say about Omega?

[00:19] * Damsel smiles faintly. "Ah... I had wondered if you might return."

[00:20] * Elmedor staggers back slightly

[00:20] <Rimblade> "Oh, he said that Omega was a baaaaaad person, so The'Galin was going to, like, uncreate Omega and all his goons, and everyone would live in peace forever. I think."

[00:20] <DrLouisZephyr> He said that did he

[00:20] <Rimblade> "That's when he started talking about paradise, and I zoned out."

[00:21] <Elmedor> Sir, I would prefer to speak in private

[00:21] <DrLouisZephyr> Now this is strange....

[00:21] <Rimblade> "Whole Billy Joel song, and all..."

[00:21] <DrLouisZephyr> The former stuff I can accept was a strange assignment that he got from someone yanking his chain

[00:21] <Rimblade> "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, do do do, I don't know the rest of it..."

[00:21] <DrLouisZephyr> The network is known to prank junior members

[00:21] <DrLouisZephyr> But that statement cannot qualify as the same

[00:21] <DrLouisZephyr> No indeed

[00:21] <Elmedor> There was some things....there that I was instructed to lie about

[00:22] <DrLouisZephyr> To lie about?

[00:22] <Elmedor> Well...the divison in the Network

[00:22] <DrLouisZephyr> Please tell the assembled the truth about Omega then?

[00:22] <DrLouisZephyr> The full truth

[00:22] <DrLouisZephyr> That is a directive

[00:23] <Elmedor> ....The full truth about Omega

[00:23] <Elmedor> Even I dont know that sir

[00:23] <DrLouisZephyr> What exactly do you know thats secret about the network that the assembled does not already know?

[00:23] <DrLouisZephyr> Please be precise

[00:24] <Elmedor> Well if I said it wouldn't be a secret anymore

[00:24] <DrLouisZephyr> Thats fine

[00:24] <DrLouisZephyr> You are instructed to say it anyway

[00:24] <Elmedor> I am not sure what you want revealed and what not

[00:24] <DrLouisZephyr> Everything

[00:24] <Elmedor> As such I am unsure what to say

[00:24] <DrLouisZephyr> Full disclosure

[00:24] <DrLouisZephyr> Tell us all of the juicy bits

[00:25] <DrLouisZephyr> spare not one detail of your secret knoweledge

[00:25] <Elmedor> I rather not

[00:25] <DrLouisZephyr> You would rather not?

[00:25] <DrLouisZephyr> I did not request it

[00:25] <DrLouisZephyr> I demanded it

[00:25] <Elmedor> Besides I doubt there is any secret knowledge I may tell

[00:25] <DrLouisZephyr> What you rather....

[00:25] <DrLouisZephyr> ah...

[00:25] <DrLouisZephyr> No secret knowledge

[00:25] <Elmedor> As you said yourself a Junior Member

[00:25] <DrLouisZephyr> So in fact what you are saying is that you know precisely nothing more then anyone else in this room

[00:26] <DrLouisZephyr> I do think I know for what branch you were hired. You are clearly a court jester.

[00:26] * Rimblade steps backwards in shock! (Incidently tripping over the couch, landing on his back in a heap)

[00:26] <DrLouisZephyr> Hired to entertain

[00:26] * Elmedor looks down dejected

[00:27] <DrLouisZephyr> As to your lies about Omega

[00:27] <DrLouisZephyr> I do not believe I ever said they were lies.... or truth or anything else

[00:27] <DrLouisZephyr> There is within them perhaps a bit of both

[00:27] <Elmedor> I said what I was told to say

[00:28] <DrLouisZephyr> The manifestation will occur... it is already beyond stopping

[00:28] <DrLouisZephyr> Omega is neccesary for that to happen and so he will persist

[00:28] <DrLouisZephyr> But he is a bad boy

[00:28] <DrLouisZephyr> and we are aware of the fact

[00:28] * Elmedor does not open his mouth obviously disgraced enough for one day

[00:29] <Genoclysm> What type of being is Omega, anyways?

[00:29] <DrLouisZephyr> As for the Manifestation unless The'Galin succeeds in fully obliterating Lore

[00:29] <DrLouisZephyr> it will die horribly

[00:29] <Little_Brown_Box> Fun.

[00:29] <Rimblade> "Whoa! That sounds really familliar."

[00:29] * Damsel appears mildly surprised by this news.

[00:29] <Little_Brown_Box> And rather...what's the word?

[00:29] <DrLouisZephyr> What might that mean as far as who is chosen I wonder

[00:29] * DrLouisZephyr vanishes

[00:29] <Little_Brown_Box> Not quite macabre.

[00:29] <Rimblade> "'S all like, the Timekeeper Demons, and the big feild."

[00:29] <Romulus> well, our goal just made the 'really important' list.

[00:30] * Elmedor says in a low voice Then I have interpreted correctly certain things...

[00:30] <Little_Brown_Box> Ingreatful?

[00:30] * Elmedor melts into the floor rapidly

[00:30] <Genoclysm> It would mean he will avoid choosing anyone precious to him.

[00:30] <Rimblade> "And then, y'know, the StarSon kills the demons, and love feasts on Queteb. The end."

[00:31] <Rimblade> "On the upside, the world is saved."

[00:31] * LordBarrius sits back a bit (though he leaves his arm around Damsel) and ponders the news in silence.

[00:31] <Rimblade> "On the downside, well..."

[00:31] <Rimblade> "Everybody dies."

[00:32] <Selarep> Hmm...

[00:32] <Damsel> "Interesting..."

[00:33] * Elmedor reappears from the floor melting into his chair a thick white mask is on his face

[00:34] <Genoclysm> Hm... I'm now in a curious mood.

[00:35] * Genoclysm brings out the familiar green potion.

[00:35] <Genoclysm> I hope Arden won't mind...

[00:35] * Genoclysm heads outside.

[00:35] * Arden descends the stairs

[00:35] * Rimblade yawns, and preforms a cursory check under the couch.

[00:36] <Daniel> Greetings, Arden.

[00:36] * Selarep glances toward Arden. "Hello Arden. You're a bit late, although I'm sure you were aware of his presense.

[00:36] <Selarep> "

[00:36] * Elmedor turns to Arden the mask covering all but his eyes

[00:36] * Arden stands in the kitchen looking out onto the terrace at Genoclysm

[00:36] <Arden> What is he up to

[00:36] <Elmedor> Some green potion

[00:37] * Genoclysm pulls the stopper from the vial.

[00:37] <Arden> A green potion? Where did he acquire it

[00:37] <Selarep> I don't know...He's taken a potion outside...Sounds like he's experimenting with the grounds...

[00:37] <>Ambiance<> The smell of wheatgrass and herbs drifts into the abode from the Terrace

[00:37] <Kazuma> ohh...

[00:37] <Genoclysm> Hm... how much would be effective enough to determine the result without wasting some?

[00:38] <Kazuma> I'm hungry, suddenly

[00:38] <Little_Brown_Box> Really? I'm not.

[00:38] * Genoclysm stands pondering for a moment.

[00:38] <Rimblade> "He needs an Omniglass."

[00:39] <Little_Brown_Box> He needs Pepto.

[00:39] <Rimblade> "The secret weapon to repair engines?"

[00:39] * Abode sets mode: +v FrogPlushie

[00:40] <Little_Brown_Box> Shotgun surgery!

[00:40] * Genoclysm starts to tilt the vial, allowing a drop to fall and see if it has effect.

[00:41] <Rimblade> "That will destroy time and space, I wager."

[00:41] <FrogPlushie> "Ooh, is that like knife surgery?"

[00:41] <>Ambiance<> The drop touches the ground and has no discernable effect quickly mixing with soil and forming a spot of mud

[00:41] <Rimblade> "It ain't rocket surgery."

[00:41] * Azazel fades into the abode in his usual fashion, holding the silver locket around his neck. He hides it within the folds of his cloething and turns to the room.

[00:41] <Azazel> Hello, all.

[00:41] * Genoclysm then poors half of the potion onto the ground.

[00:41] <Rimblade> "Azrael!"

[00:42] <Azazel> I think you mean Azazel....right...

[00:44] <Rimblade> "Uh, yes, oh daemon-sultan."

[00:44] <Azazel> You are a very strange charecter.

[00:44] <Azazel> Im keeping my eye on you. Just one though.

[00:44] <Rimblade> "I'm dynamically constructed to avoid thought."

[00:44] <>Ambiance<> The only effect that this produces is a bigger spot of mud

[00:45] <Genoclysm> Hm...

[00:45] * Genoclysm looks at the contents.

[00:45] * Zorro pokes Selarep with his nose.

[00:45] <Rimblade> "Pfft. Doesn't Geno know that what he's got there is pure, undiluted Handwavium?"

[00:45] <Azazel> Any clue what he's doing then?

[00:45] * Azazel motions to Geno, outside.

[00:45] * Selarep looks down at Zorro. "Hmm?"

[00:45] <Little_Brown_Box> Meaning that he needs to say something.

[00:45] <Zorro> "Forgetting someone?"

[00:45] * Arden sniffs the air

[00:45] <Little_Brown_Box> Like, preferably gibberish.

[00:46] <Rimblade> "Right. I'll go."

[00:46] <Arden> Wheatgrass... spirulina

[00:46] <Genoclysm> What is this thing supposed to do?

[00:46] <Arden> Numerous green herbs

[00:46] <Little_Brown_Box> Guys, Arden's found something!

[00:46] <Little_Brown_Box> Is it a clue?

[00:46] <Selarep> Hmm...

[00:46] <Selarep> Ah. Yeah...Lyoko left.

[00:46] <Rimblade> " Fabulabrutorum, eth-Lyddya, tyrn, est FLORK! "

[00:46] <Arden> Algae

[00:46] <Little_Brown_Box> ...in retrospect, that was pretty stupid.

[00:47] <Little_Brown_Box> No, no, Rim.

[00:47] <Little_Brown_Box> He poured it, he has to say it.

[00:47] <Rimblade> "WHAT?"

[00:47] <Selarep> Hmm...I guess I'll go check on her.

[00:47] <Genoclysm> I was thinking the plant content was for growing purposes... so why...?

[00:47] <Zorro> "Complained she had a headache or something."

[00:47] <Zorro> "See ya."

[00:47] <Rimblade> "I want to see this book, 'The rules of Ultimate Realms-shaking Magic'"

[00:47] * Selarep waves to all present in the abode and vanishes.

[00:47] <Little_Brown_Box> I don't.

[00:47] <Little_Brown_Box> It's probably ugly.

[00:47] <Arden> Do most potions offer effect by pouring them onto the soil?

[00:48] * Genoclysm puts the stopper in and walks back to the Abode.

[00:48] <Rimblade> "Plant cures?"

[00:48] * Elmedor is still in his seat unmoving his eyes seem dejected and full of shame

[00:48] <Little_Brown_Box> Or so anticlimactically unimpressive, as part of some scheme to get a point across, it would shatter reality.

[00:48] <Rimblade> "Uhm, transmogrification can, usually with hilarious results?"

[00:48] * Arden looks at Genoclysm

[00:49] <Rimblade> "Maybe it was a SUMMONING potion."

[00:49] <Rimblade> "It could summon mud."

[00:49] <Arden> Soil is not living as such

[00:49] <Arden> I am not sure what you hoped that might accomplish

[00:49] <Genoclysm> Well, I was told it had plant content and was wondering if something would sprout.

[00:50] <Arden> Well it clearly does have plant content

[00:50] <Arden> I can smell it quite fervently

[00:50] <Arden> Sprouts may be among them

[00:50] <Rimblade> "The obvious answer would have been to select someone living from the abode- who we don't like- and make 'em drink it."

[00:50] <Arden> But potions as a rule work on living organisms

[00:50] <Arden> not inanimate matter

[00:50] <Genoclysm> Not grass either, huh?

[00:50] <Arden> I though maybe you were doing some kind of obscure test for toxic components

[00:51] * Zorro radiates dark energy for a moment and disappears.

[00:51] * Arden gestures at the vial and nothing happens

[00:51] <Little_Brown_Box> I'll drink it!

[00:51] <Arden> I detect no poisons

[00:51] * Genoclysm looks at the vial. "Um... well I didn't notice any grass die..."

[00:51] <Little_Brown_Box> Give it here!

[00:51] <Little_Brown_Box> Pick me!

[00:51] <Kazuma> splash it on Rom

[00:51] <Romulus> suure, why not...

[00:52] <Genoclysm> So... what, should I drink the thing?

[00:52] <Arden> Ash you are mechnaical I suspect it would be of little use

[00:52] <Arden> Most potions do in fact cause effect entirely via the systemic route

[00:52] <Rimblade> "Wait, box, let's test it scientifically."

[00:52] * Selarep reappears in his original spot.

[00:52] <Arden> Healing potions most assuredly need to be consumed

[00:52] <Arden> As do speed potions

[00:52] <Genoclysm> I've already wasted some...

[00:53] <FrogPlushie> "Yeah, they just sorta sit if you drop it."

[00:53] <Arden> Oil of ethereralness is an exception

[00:53] * Genoclysm shrugs and pulls the stopper out.

[00:53] * Rimblade unwraps a small but stocky glass rod, and watches as the red color fills the entire length!

[00:53] <Arden> it is poured on the body

[00:53] * Arden gestures and the potion vial fills again

[00:53] <Little_Brown_Box> ...

[00:53] * Arden shrugs

[00:53] <Little_Brown_Box> Wow.

[00:53] <Genoclysm> Wait, do you know what this does?

[00:53] <Arden> Matter replication is really simplistic magic

[00:53] <Little_Brown_Box> I think Arden just cheatcoded reality.

[00:53] <Little_Brown_Box> Again.

[00:53] <Genoclysm> Ah.

[00:53] <Rimblade> "I know!"

[00:53] <Arden> I have no idea what it is but filling the vial was not hard

[00:54] * Genoclysm brings up the vial and drinks half of it.

[00:54] <Arden> Spirulina and Wheat grass where did you get it anyway

[00:54] <Rimblade> "Whoosh! The scientific method at work people!"

[00:54] <Rimblade> "Form a hypothesis!"

[00:54] <Genoclysm> Fizzle, out of his hat.

[00:55] <Rimblade> "Now we begin the experiment."

[00:55] <Arden> What

[00:55] <Arden> Fredrick...

[00:55] <Rimblade> "Collect observations!"

[00:55] <Voice> Ch-ch-ch

[00:55] <Voice> Chia!

[00:55] <Selarep> ...

[00:55] * Little_Brown_Box laughs maniacally.

[00:55] <Rimblade> "Write that down!"

[00:55] * Genoclysm smacks his lips a little. "Odd, I've never tasted... green before."

[00:55] <Little_Brown_Box> Quick!

[00:55] <Little_Brown_Box> Someone!

[00:55] <Little_Brown_Box> WATER HIM!

[00:55] <FrogPlushie> "Mmm, tastes good."

[00:56] * Genoclysm sprouts numerous branches and leaves and is quickly covered with plant matter

[00:56] <Rimblade> "Now, we ned more observations to form a conclusion!"

[00:56] <Arden> Oh dear

[00:56] <Arden> I wish you had revealed that bit before consuming it

[00:56] <Rimblade> "Whoosh-ha! Now, how do our conclusions match our hypothesis(s)?"

[00:56] <Azazel> Well, thats what it does to HIM. What about someone else?

[00:56] <Arden> I could have predicted that result

[00:56] * FrogPlushie scrambles into the kitchen, slamming around throughout the covered before jetting back out with a bucket of water on its head towards Genoclysm, intent on watering the "plant".

[00:56] <Rimblade> "Then we have a THEORY!"

[00:57] <Genoclysm> This... is weird.

[00:57] <Kazuma> ooh, plant growth.

[00:57] * Damsel tilts her head to the side. "Oh my."

[00:57] <Genoclysm> Before testing it again, I think it should be refilled...

[00:57] <Genoclysm> And...

[00:57] <Rimblade> "We theorize that drinking this potion will make someone sprout plant bits after a mysterious voice sings a hauntingly familliar (but in no way copyright-infringing) snatch of music!"

[00:57] * Kazuma tugs on one of the branches

[00:57] <Genoclysm> Could someone do something about this? How do I get rid of this stuff?

[00:58] <Elmedor> Burn it..

[00:58] <Azazel> Ouch...

[00:58] <Rimblade> "I suggest taking a copy of our theory and becoming chronologically retroactive!"

[00:58] <Kazuma> can you feel it?

[00:58] <Genoclysm> I prefer to avoid that solution.

[00:58] <Arden> Certain spell craft will most assuredly defoliate you

[00:58] * Kazuma tugs a bit more

[00:59] <Little_Brown_Box> Geno, can't you just disperse?

[00:59] <Rimblade> "If we replace the bit of time/space where you turned into a tree with another bit where you did NOT...."

[00:59] <Kazuma> if you can't feal it, I can just rip it all off.

[00:59] <Genoclysm> Good point.

[01:00] <Arden> My recollection is that it was cured in the past via the spell Horrid Wilting

[01:00] * Genoclysm stoppers the vial and places it down on a nearby coffee table.

[01:00] <Durroth> Or we could just use him as topiary

[01:00] <Rimblade> "Why does that name call forth negative conotations?"

[01:00] <Rimblade> "Couldn't, for once, someone name the spell 'Delightful Defoliage'?"

[01:00] <Rimblade> "Perhaps, 'Wonderful Tree-Care'?"

[01:01] <Durroth> what about "Happy hedgeclipper"?

[01:01] <Little_Brown_Box> Glorious Gardener?

[01:01] <Genoclysm> Well... could you, so long as it doesn't harm?

[01:01] <Rimblade> "See? We should be the eldritch naming comitee."

[01:01] <Arden> Ur... Mordenkainen rather disliked the effect as I recall

[01:01] <Durroth> Smiling Shrubber?

[01:02] <Genoclysm> What would the effect be on me?

[01:02] <Rimblade> "Then there'd be fewer 'Hands of Death', and more 'Extremities of Effects which Might prove harmful to the target's continued existance"

[01:02] <Durroth> ... yes, I can see how one could not like the effects

[01:03] <Durroth> and there would be less fireballs and more "Spheres of warmth and happiness"

[01:03] <Rimblade> "Ah, well."

[01:03] <Romulus> um, no?

[01:03] <Little_Brown_Box> I prefer "Bundles of lifegiving heat in extreme amounts" myself.

[01:03] <Romulus> it's a ball of fire

[01:04] <Romulus> and it doesn't make people happy

[01:04] <Genoclysm> This is getting aggravating, could you just get these things off? * Geno flails his arms a little. *

[01:04] <Romulus> the box's idea is better

[01:04] <Kazuma> it's a moving tree, mommy!

[01:04] <Rimblade> "Have you ever been forever immolated by a bundle of lifegiving heat in extreme amounts?"

[01:04] <Kazuma> can I say hellp?

[01:04] <Kazuma> ((hello)

[01:04] <Rimblade> "How do you KNOW it won't make you happy?"

[01:05] <Genoclysm> I know that didn't make me happy, Rimblade.

[01:05] <Genoclysm> And neither has this...

[01:06] <Rimblade> "Well DUEH."

[01:06] <Kazuma> oops, it's talking. it must be an Ent

[01:06] <Romulus> that was one long set-up, Kaz

[01:06] <Kazuma> yeah, I know

[01:06] <Rimblade> "You just drank half of a potion of Somewhat Unfortunate Tree-Related Metamorphisis."

[01:07] * Arden gestures casting Horrid Wilting on Genoclysm

[01:07] <Selarep> Now you're a tree-man...

[01:08] <Azazel> Does that mean if he drank the whole thing he would be 100% tree?

[01:08] <Selarep> What's the Terran term? Hippy?

[01:08] <Rimblade> "If he were evil..."

[01:08] <Rimblade> "Would he be a TREE OF EVIL?"

[01:09] <Elmedor> Genoclysm is a hippy...?

[01:09] * Genoclysm collapses.

[01:09] <Genoclysm> Get... water...

[01:09] * Arden gestures at Genoclysm again

[01:10] <Romulus> oh my...

[01:10] * Genoclysm gets to his feet. "Ugh, you could have warned me, couldn't you?!"

[01:10] * Romulus dashes into the kitchen.

[01:10] <Arden> I believe I did