Death By Generics

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[16:11] * maieo drinks tea *

[16:11] Daniel: *holds out a plastic sippy cup* May I have some tea?

[16:12] Rimblade: There is no tea. None in this world.

[16:12] bluemanrocks: That's what YOU say...

[16:13] * maieo defiantly drinks her tea *

[16:13] maieo: I defiantly drink my tea at you!

[16:14] * maieo gives some revolutionary tea to Daniel *

[16:15] Rimblade: I C NO T.

[16:15] * Daniel sips his sippy cup *

[16:15] * maieo splashes piping hot tea onto Rimblade. "C. T!"

[16:15] bluemanrocks: Well, you do have no eyes...

[16:17] Rimblade: True enough. Honestly, you can't expect a hologram/swordbladethingy/puppet to have much vision >_>

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[16:17] * maieo don't care. "TEA IS FOR THE LEADERS NOT THE IMPOSTERS" *

[16:18] Rimblade: I'm A SUPER THEORIST! Feel my wrath!

[16:18] * maieo waves her tea mug in the air, singing WE SHALL OVERCOME *

[16:19] * Rimblade holds his arms out in front of him and runs in circles, making 'Whooosh' sounds.

[16:19] * bluemanrocks sits down

[16:19] * bluemanrocks turns a jet fighter into an eagle...

[16:19] *** Diviara has joined #755.

[16:19] Daniel: Hello Diviara.

[16:19] * maieo stops. "Oh."

[16:19] Useless: Welcome, Diviara

[16:19] Diviara: Shame on you for dividing amongst yourselves

[16:19] Useless: Oh?

[16:19] Diviara: "I bring tea for all... not just leaders and not just impostors"

[16:20] Diviara: "

[16:20] Diviara: "Division is the work of The'Galin"

[16:20] * Diviara giggles

[16:20] bluemanrocks: Indeed

[16:20] Gilphon: Get out of here Diviara

[16:20] * Daniel sits at his piano bench and prepares to work more on Diviara's melody *

[16:20] bluemanrocks: ...

[16:20] Rimblade: Are you saying that Tea will set us Free?

[16:20] maieo: I just like tea.

[16:20] Useless: Stay your hand, Gilphon

[16:20] bluemanrocks: I don't think that the tea is the point...

[16:20] Rimblade: By george! I KNEW that herbal beverages were the answer!

[16:20] maieo: Tea is always the point.

[16:20] Diviara: "The truth will set you free"

[16:21] maieo: to thyself be true?

[16:21] Rimblade: And imprison someone else, eh wot?

[16:21] Diviara: A bird in the hand is worth two in the pan

[16:21] bluemanrocks: ...

[16:21] * Useless swishes his tail.

[16:21] maieo: i don't like chicken that much.

[16:21] Daniel: But two in the pan taste better.

[16:21] Useless: In a cryptic mood despite things, eh Diviara?

[16:21] Rimblade: Have you ever actually eaten a bird without cooking it, Daniel?

[16:21] Gilphon: I belive the expression says bush, not pan.

[16:22] Daniel: Unfortunately yes. I got quite sick.

[16:22] maieo: She's implying we're going to fry

[16:22] maieo: right?

[16:22] Diviara: Not at all cryptic little one

[16:22] Rimblade: He's implying that we're going to get avian flu, unless we find the magic Tea.

[16:22] bluemanrocks: ...

[16:22] Dalefanwill: Again with the little one XD

[16:22] maieo: yes..tea..

[16:22] Useless: Seeing the others, I daresay it seems cryptic to them.

[16:22] Daniel: Diviara, what is your favorite part of your work?

[16:23] * Lkeas: [logging] frowns

[16:23] Rimblade: I don't daresay things. I just say them, and save a syllable.

[16:23] Diviara: Bubble Tea

[16:23] Diviara: "We have an excellent Dental Plan"

[16:23] Lkeas: [logging]: while i am fond of boba, i'm not exactly thirsty at the moment..

[16:23] maieo: hmm..tea, please.

[16:23] Lkeas: [logging]: your infamy spans more realms than i would have thought, Diviara

[16:23] * maieo gestures with her mug *

[16:23] Daniel: Really. I'm always a fan of a nice smile.

[16:24] Rimblade: Ask if he has cookies. That's the telling point, now isn't it?

[16:24] Gilphon: Why dont you spill that tea on Diviara, maieo

[16:24] maieo: i want hear what she has to say first

[16:24] Rimblade: Wouldn't that be mean?

[16:24] bluemanrocks: Gilphon...

[16:24] maieo: then, tea.

[16:25] Daniel: No reason to be mean to Diviara. It would influence my song in a way I don't want.

[16:25] Diviara: "Butter Pecan Shortbread or Mint Thins?"

[16:25] maieo: it's thin mints

[16:25] Daniel: Mint Thins please/

[16:25] Daniel: *.

[16:25] Rimblade: No, it's 'Do you have any lemon shortbread cookies'. Those are the only tasty kind in the multiverse.

[16:25] maieo: shortbread, plz.

[16:25] Dalefanwill: Diviara is a male, or female?

[16:25] maieo: they go well with tea.

[16:25] Diviara: Only if you have the Girl Scout cookies.... these are generic

[16:26] maieo: oh. then definitely shortbread.

[16:26] Gilphon: Diviara is male

[16:26] * Rimblade curses under his breath.

[16:26] Lkeas: [logging]: oooh, evil generic brands

[16:26] maieo: yes

[16:26] Diviara: Yes

[16:26] Rimblade: Yes.

[16:26] Diviara: I have come to destroy the world with Generic's

[16:26] Lkeas: [logging]: Falerin would never stoop to such cheap imitations

[16:26] bluemanrocks: ...

[16:26] * Lkeas: [logging] laughs

[16:26] maieo: ((.-.. --- .-..)

[16:26] Diviara: Psh... you think he buys brand name?

[16:27] Lkeas: [logging]: you think he buys?

[16:27] Diviara: He won't buy at all

[16:27] Rimblade: We can only fight that sort of power by calling in.... Hersheys.

[16:27] Diviara: He bakes his own

[16:27] Lkeas: [logging]: the best kind are homemade

[16:27] Rimblade: Does he use nestle chips?

[16:27] Useless: That is the Good Eats way

[16:27] Diviara: And who knows what he puts in them...

[16:27] Gilphon: Diviara is in a joking mood today...

[16:27] maieo: arsenic goes well.

[16:27] bluemanrocks: ...

[16:27] Rimblade: Oh no, Gil. It's a matter of life and tastiness.

[16:27] SplinterClaw: I HAVE RETURNED!

[16:28] * Diviara produces two packages of Trader Joe Pecan Shortbread and puts them on the table

[16:28] SplinterClaw: wow... I really expected to be banned right there...

[16:28] maieo: ooh, trader joe...

[16:28] Rimblade: Trader Joe? Wholesome and organic?!

[16:28] maieo: they're not evil...?

[16:28] *** SplinterClaw has signed off IRC (Distracted: AQStats Web Client).

[16:28] Diviara: Yes Wholesome and ORGANIC the most evil of all

[16:28] bluemanrocks: ...

[16:29] Diviara: ORGANIC

[16:29] maieo: organ-ic?

[16:29] Rimblade: Soylent Green.

[16:29] * LordBarrius grins.

[16:29] * Useless swishes his tail idly.

[16:29] Diviara: And they are filled with a Whole-someone apparently

[16:30] * Daniel writes a couple more notes into the song then sets down his staff paper and begins to listen *

[16:30] maieo: apparently.

[16:30] Rimblade: Luckily, I know Diviara's one true weakness- chili flavored chocolate.

[16:30] Rimblade: Nothing ever Created can stand up to it.

[16:30] maieo: eww...orange-flavored, please

[16:30] Diviara: Vosges Haut Chocolat...

[16:30] Diviara: How ever did you know....

[16:30] Diviara: Though actually it is the Curry if you must be specific

[16:30] Diviara: I just melt

[16:31] maieo: literally

[16:31] Useless: That would be amusing to see, though I think not

[16:31] Gilphon: I hope so, maieo

[16:31] Rimblade: Because.... I am YOUR FATHER...'s uncle's brother's sister's neice's daughter's third cousin's dog's former owner's roommate!

[16:31] bluemanrocks: I melt sometimes...

[16:31] Rimblade: Therefore, I know everything.

[16:31] Diviara: Well I have a message

[16:31] maieo: for whom?

[16:31] Useless: I would, for one, be interested in hearing it.

[16:32] Rimblade: Would you mind declaiming in dramatic fashion?

[16:32] Gilphon: it is probably just a boast

[16:32] bluemanrocks: Shh...

[16:32] Rimblade: And boasts are best done in a raised, overly dramatic fashion, right?

[16:32] bluemanrocks: Or not at all dramatic...

[16:33] Diviara: The index will shine on the heels of creation. The walls will thin and the doors will open. The Avatar will enter but shall be followed as the outland lays exposed. In gathering what comes you will repair the broken. You will fight my kind and win. But the victory will be fleeting. Sometimes evil reforms. Sometimes it is exactly what it seems. The begining will end.. The end will begin...

[16:33] Diviara: It is coming....

[16:33] Diviara: Oh and try the Veal Masala its delicious

[16:33] maieo: are you going?

[16:33] bluemanrocks: ...

[16:33] *** Diviara has signed off IRC (Interred: ).