Avatar of the Planetary Elements
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[18:53] *** Maxwell has joined #truthseekers.
[18:53] Lkeas: heya max
[18:53] Kazuma: Maxwell! :D
[18:53] Clyde: Maxwell. and Lil. :O
[18:53] Taros: ssj4_Vivi: That's not a great measure of power use.
[18:53] Zugax: Maxwell :DD
[18:53] Maxwell: heya
[18:53] Lkeas: have you been reading the posts in truth's thread?
[18:54] Maxwell: yep
[18:54] Kazuma: people are still posting there?
[18:54] Lkeas: are we getting anywhere or are we way off base?
[18:54] ssj4_Vivi: Truth has a thread?
[18:54] Maxwell: you would have to ask Truth that question
[18:54] zELTAN: finally, torrent's speed has increased
[18:54] LB|Wandering: Yay for infantry invasions.
[18:54] LB|Wandering: I had....well over a hundred of them on the field. >_>
[18:55] Lkeas: is it even Truth speaking in that post? it says "we the ancients of Lore and Mother"
[18:55] Lkeas: how can Truth be an ancient?
[18:55] Lkeas: ssj4: http://forums2.battleon.com/f/fb.asp?m=14441508
[18:55] zELTAN: I rmb when Ariea is the Ancient of Wind
[18:56] Maxwell: the ancients were ruled by the avatar of the planetary elements
[18:56] Kazuma: !seen truth
[18:56] Ojodeldevorador: truth was last seen online 657 days, 5 hours, 9 minutes ago.
[18:56] Kazuma: see, that's a problem
[18:56] Lkeas: eheh
[18:56] Maxwell: when they left the ancients, the ancients died out
[18:56] Kazuma: he hasn't been around for us to ask things
[18:57] zELTAN: not in the ooc chan
[18:57] Maxwell: their city lost, and they were forgotten
[18:57] Kazuma: not on this network
[18:57] Maxwell: that is why
[18:57] Lkeas: but the ancients are the alpha, right?
[18:57] zELTAN: oh wait, 755ooc is gone
[18:58] Maxwell: Truth can not get on IRC anymore, they blocked it where he works.
[18:58] zELTAN: Ping pong biang
[18:58] Kazuma: ...aww
[18:58] Kazuma: there's always TelNet
[18:58] Kazuma: it works...
[18:58] zELTAN: Does he use a Mac
[18:58] Kazuma: (barely)
[18:58] Durroth: truth works?
[18:58] Kazuma: clearly, he uses a linux
[18:58] Durroth: annunaki have jobs?
[18:58] Taros: mibbit/cgirc ftw.
[18:58] zELTAN: Pfft
[18:59] zELTAN: He's a pink hippo working as a delivery man [hippo]
[18:59] Lkeas: what are the avatar of the planetary elements? do you mean like earth/truth, light/life..?
[19:00] Maxwell: yeah
[19:00] Lkeas: and they ruled over the alpha?
[19:01] Maxwell: the elements that bind the planets, not the elements that bind the stars and space like void or aether
[19:01] zELTAN: Praise Ceiling Cat
[19:01] Durroth: he should unblock it by heading down through the ledges, and into the pit of despair. from there he can climb up and open the door into the room of the mandarin hand. lift up all the fingers and he could be headed up into the kings storeroom. break the pots and find the key, and he'll be able to get into the shrine of the silver monkey. the choice is his and his alone!
[19:01] Lkeas: >.>
[19:01] Maxwell: they don't allow that kind of thing at wal mart
[19:01] Maxwell: no monkey business
[19:02] Durroth: XD
[19:02] Maxwell: that show kicked ass by the way
[19:02] Lkeas: heh, yeah it did
[19:02] Durroth: indeed
[19:03] Durroth: so what your saying is he'd probably be caught by the temple guards?
[19:03] Maxwell: lol
[19:03] Maxwell: the kids on that show sucked
[19:03] Maxwell: you gotta punch those guards and kick them out of the way
[19:03] Durroth: XD
[19:03] zELTAN: Is divvy working as tralin's coffee boy ?
[19:04] Lkeas: Max, what exactly did Epsilon create? we know it is a creator, and supposedly created "us," but who is us? Did Epsilon create the avatar?
[19:04] Durroth: did epsilon create free comic book day?
[19:04] Maxwell: created species for the network mostly
[19:04] * LB|Wandering makes a map just to see how many infantry he can field. >_>
[19:04] Maxwell: before that it created other species
[19:04] * Durroth loves free comic book day
[19:05] Maxwell: so what is the treasure today?
[19:05] Lkeas: Who created the avatar, then?
[19:05] Maxwell: the broken wing of icarus?
[19:05] Durroth: ...
[19:05] Maxwell: I can't say :P
[19:05] Durroth: I just linked to that episode earlier :p
[19:05] Lkeas: Ok, but it wasn't Epsilon..
[19:06] Lkeas: that would have just been weird.
[19:06] Maxwell: so what team do you root for?
[19:06] Maxwell: I always root for the silver snakes.
[19:06] Durroth: hell yes!
[19:06] Maxwell: But sometimes they don't have them on
[19:07] Maxwell: the silver snakes are bad asses though
[19:07] zELTAN: Wait a min
[19:07] zELTAN: whos the avata of dead now
[19:07] Durroth: todays treasure is the shattered sanity of the truthseekers
[19:07] Lkeas: death? it's cenara isn't it?
[19:07] Zugax: Mhm
[19:07] Durroth: I believe its in the laser light room
[19:07] Zugax: Since the Annunaki transfered from Edward to her
[19:07] Maxwell: harry potter ripped that show off when they made slytherin
[19:07] Zugax: Hehe
[19:08] Durroth: XD
[19:08] Lkeas: who are the "true chosen?" is that like the chosen one, or something else?
[19:09] Maxwell: can't say lol
[19:09] Clyde: XD
[19:09] Lkeas: hmm...
[19:09] Maxwell: it will all make sense when the chronicles of the avatar are all done and in game
[19:09] zELTAN: *le gasps*
[19:09] Lkeas: What about this tower? some people were speculating it was NOVA
[19:09] zELTAN: I actually updated the guide
[19:10] Maxwell: well, nova is not a part of that prophecy
[19:10] Maxwell: so it must mean something else
[19:10] Eitak: I am I getting a legends of the hidden temple vibe from parts of this converstaion
[19:10] Lkeas: Hmm. What other towers have we encountered?
[19:10] Pi-Face: You know what? I hate NOVA.
[19:10] Pi-Face: Let's slaughter them.
[19:10] zELTAN: NOVA's like PETA
[19:11] Eitak: *Why am I
[19:11] Maxwell: whcih branch of NOVA?
[19:11] Maxwell: which*
[19:11] Pi-Face: Every branch.
[19:11] Pi-Face: Especially the one that I hate.
[19:11] Clyde: XD
[19:11] Lkeas: probably because durroth was talking about that show Eitak :P
[19:11] Eitak: Ah
[19:11] Eitak: I missed that part
[19:11] Eitak: That was an awsome show btw
[19:11] Maxwell: we know that
[19:11] Maxwell: geez!
[19:11] Maxwell: it was like the best show over
[19:12] zELTAN: I hate the Gastronomic Brunch
[19:12] Lkeas: oh wait, what if the tower is that tower from the Isle? you know where there's a big hole in the ground?
[19:12] zELTAN: You mean Dalaran?
[19:12] zELTAN: It's in Northend now
[19:13] Maxwell: XD
[19:13] Maxwell: I have been there.
[19:13] Lkeas: >.<
[19:13] Maxwell: I flew there on Truth's back.
[19:13] zELTAN: apparently, the Kirin Tor ripped the entire city out
[19:13] Maxwell: btw this just in
[19:13] Durroth: can the tower theoretically be used as a battering ram by collossal size creatures?
[19:14] Maxwell: Truth's pixie dust can power a diesel engine.
[19:14] Lkeas: well, is it even a real tower Truth was talking about? or was it a metaphor for something?
[19:14] Lkeas: lol
[19:14] zELTAN: I knew it
[19:14] Lkeas: huzzah, our oil problems are over!
[19:14] Clyde: XD
[19:14] zELTAN: We'll capture Truth and feed him methane and Lucky Charms Cereal
[19:15] Maxwell: yeah, but Truth is shy about releasing his dust to just anyone
[19:15] Maxwell: if he gets too nervous the pixie dust can become toxic
[19:15] Maxwell: it melts flesh >>
[19:15] zELTAN: Neuro-toxin?
[19:16] zELTAN: I empower my CXCR-4 with pixie dust
[19:17] Lkeas: "after is not the case when it comes to life" <--- is this even proper grammar?
[19:17] Clyde: After is not the case when it comes to life.
[19:17] Maxwell: is it ever when Truth speaks?
[19:17] Clyde: Sounds like it.
[19:17] Pi-Face: Hey Max.
[19:17] Pi-Face: I think you're great.
[19:17] zELTAN: Truth needs Grammar school
[19:18] Pi-Face: Everything about you? Great.
[19:18] Lkeas: i dunno, sometimes it indicates some clue
[19:18] Maxwell: They are trying to say the afterlife is not really an after life if were never really alive.
[19:18] Pi-Face: How do you spell it? With a G.
[19:18] Pi-Face: And an R.
[19:18] Lkeas: like maybe "after" is a reference to the afterlife... yeah.
[19:18] Pi-Face: And an E.
[19:18] Pi-Face: And an A.
[19:18] Pi-Face: And a T.
[19:18] Pi-Face: Great.
[19:18] Pi-Face: Great.
[19:18] Pi-Face: GREAT!
[19:18] Maxwell: thanks
[19:18] Maxwell: who are you again?
[19:18] Clyde: XD
[19:18] Pi-Face: CRUNCH.
[19:18] Lkeas: that's fulcan
[19:18] ssj4_Vivi: We've been asking the same thing all night Max.
[19:18] Nick: Hye Lkeas :o L-K-E-A-S is the name of the chick who...hmmm...passed the test? No...Hmmm
[19:19] ssj4_Vivi: Nick don't encourage him.
[19:19] * ssj4_Vivi smacks Nick.
[19:19] Lkeas: heh
[19:19] zELTAN: Last i check, she has the autonamy of a fox, not a chicken
[19:19] Maxwell: Lkeas is Maxwell's royal advisor, when the end of the world comes she will be spared.
[19:19] Nick: Last time I checked you stopped being a know-it-all :/
[19:19] Lkeas: sweet :D
[19:19] Clyde: Dang. D:
[19:19] Pi-Face: What about me?
[19:19] Maxwell: you will have to feed Truth though
[19:19] Clyde: What about the rest of us?
[19:19] Nick: What about Nick? ;-; Where's he fit in your grand design damnit?
[19:19] Maxwell: remember, he eats four times a day
[19:19] Lkeas: er.. wait, the end of the world? didn't we just finish with that?
[19:19] Maxwell: no more and no less
[19:19] Nick: That hippo eats a lot.
[19:19] zELTAN: Do Truth eats Lucky Charms?
[19:20] Maxwell: no!
[19:20] Nick: Waffles and Pancakes man Waffles and Pancakes...
[19:20] ssj4_Vivi: There's no prechewing involved, right?
[19:20] Maxwell: they eat pixie flakes, imported from lord of the rings town
[19:20] zELTAN: waffles with maple syrup?
[19:20] Lkeas: oh great, that's a long commute for Truth food.
[19:20] Nick: Its one you'll have to do 4 times a day :o
[19:20] Nick: No more no less :o
[19:21] Maxwell: Truth hates waffles, because Belgium started the slave trade
[19:21] Nick: XD
[19:21] Lkeas: aaaanyway. Truth says we should prepare ourselves, what should we do?
[19:21] Nick: We should hide
[19:21] Nick: like cowards
[19:21] zELTAN: Grab a water bottle
[19:21] zELTAN: Blanket
[19:21] zELTAN: Um...first aid kit
[19:21] zELTAN: Some canned onions
[19:21] Nick: And scream
[19:21] Maxwell: you should just wate for Truth to come back, and expect the unexpected if i'm writing it...
[19:21] Pi-Face: ..
[19:21] Maxwell: wait*
[19:21] Pi-Face: Wate?
[19:21] Nick: for the apocalypse is upon us!
[19:21] Pi-Face: SERIOUSLY?
[19:21] Lkeas: heh... that sounds ominous
[19:21] Pi-Face: Oh, my, GOD Maxwell.
[19:21] Pi-Face: WATE?!
[19:22] zELTAN: <Maxwell> you should just wate for Truth to come back, and expect the unexpected if i'm writing it..
[19:22] Nick: Hey you there Wate for me!
[19:22] zELTAN: If we EXPECT truth to kill us, then he'll do the opposite?
[19:22] Maxwell: yeah I have a headache lol
[19:22] * Lkeas patpats Max and gives him some advil.
[19:22] * Pi-Face takes Maxwell off the "Take moderately seriously" list.
[19:22] Lkeas: oh, one more question, is the "Mother" Lorithia? or something else?
[19:22] Nick: Just wate for it to get better Max
[19:22] Maxwell: fine I will spoil one line from the post
[19:23] Lkeas: yay
[19:23] Maxwell: mother is not a person
[19:23] Maxwell: but a planet :P
[19:23] Nick: Oh no freaking way! :o
[19:23] zELTAN: Or he alrdy knows we're expecting him to do the opposite of what we are actually expecting him to do and so he'll do something else like Tango with a flamingo
[19:23] Clyde: Mother Earth
[19:23] Pi-Face: It's also a game.
[19:23] Pi-Face: Mother... sigh.
[19:23] Lkeas: a planet, but not Lore...
[19:23] * Pi-Face loves that game.
[19:23] zELTAN: I know
[19:23] zELTAN: Venus
[19:23] Maxwell: Uranus
[19:23] Lkeas: :P
[19:23] Maxwell: oh.... I made a funny
[19:23] zELTAN: I'm thinking Pluto actually
[19:23] Stanz: lol
[19:24] zELTAN: But nuuu, NASA has to strike it out
[19:24] Nick: Wate wate wate, you!? Made a funny? Wow
[19:24] Lkeas: any clue what the planet could be? somewhere in zeta reticuli? vespiria?
[19:24] zELTAN: Vesper-shakeari-nustirr-rediculous
[19:25] zELTAN: Was it something i said?
[19:26] Lkeas: i think you just insulted him in negh-rak.
[19:26] zELTAN: Oooo
[19:26] zELTAN: I'm fluent in lizard tongue