Cheddars Expires After 30 Days

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{roll theme, cut to Joel and Phil walking down the road}
 
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'''PHIL:''' Ok, we have got to do something.  Cloaked Figure almost killed Rya, and now he kidnapped Elly.
 
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'''JOEL:''' Phil... I'm sure Elly is safe with him.
 
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''{Cut to Elly in a jail cell.  Cloaked Figure is outside of it.}''
 
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'''ELLY:''' Ok.  Who the Hell are you?  And why did you kidnap me?
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Well, I just hope you enjoy your remaining hours of life, because this is your last day to live.
 
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'''ELLY:''' Umm... if you kill me, I'll just come back next week.
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Oh, really?
 
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'''ELLY:''' Yes, really.
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' We'll see... heh heh heh.
 
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''{Cut to Phil, Rya, and Joel in Phil's living room.}''
 
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'''RYA:''' Ok, you all can count on me to help.  If it weren't for Phil, I would've died.  The least I could do is help you stop the Cloaked Figure, and possibly... kill him.
 
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'''JOEL:''' We'll have to track him down, first.
 
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'''PHIL:''' We need to gaurd the streets, and look out for anything weird.
 
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''{Phil's house burns down.}''
 
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'''PHIL:''' Crap!  It happened again!
 
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''{Cut to Cloaked Figure outside.}''
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Hello, Phil, Joel, and... ohhhh... you...
 
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'''RYA:''' Whoever you are, you better prepare to be killed!
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' It is not me who will be killed, Rya.  Elly is about to be gone forever, Joel is about to be gone forever, and ''you'' are about to be gone forever.
 
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'''PHIL:''' No way, Cloaked!  Once we remove your cloak and find out your identity, you are dead!  I don't care who you are!  If you're June, you die, if you're Andrew, you die, if you're Cassidy... you die.
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' What?!  Oh... Cassidy will never be killed, Phil.  Neither will you.  You should be happy, Phil.  But, I may not kill you, but I cannot let you get in the way of my plan.
 
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'''PHIL:''' Oh, you sure sound like you can't have Cassidy die.
 
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'''JOEL:''' Ok... I'm leaving.  Bye!
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' You're not getting away this time, Joel.
 
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''{Cloaked Figure pulled out a dagger, and through it into Joel's back.}''
 
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'''JOEL:''' Oh... oh no... C-Cloaked... once I recover... I'm going to kill you.
 
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''{Joel falls onto the ground.}''
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Ok, Rya!
 
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{''Cloaked went to Joel, took out the dagger, and jumped in front of Rya.  Rya looks shocked.}''
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' I'm afraid it's it for you.
 
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'''PHIL:''' No... BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S IT FOR YOU!
 
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''{Phil jumps in front of Cloaked, and quickly grabs the knife and stabs Cloaked.}''
 
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' ''{in Cassidy's voice}'' OUCH!  Ohh... oh Phil...
 
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''{Joel gets up, and everyone gasps.}''
 
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'''PHIL:''' Cassidy?!
 
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''{Phil takes off Cloake's hood, revealing a hatless Cassidy.}''
 
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'''RYA:''' But, Cassidy... why?!
 
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'''CASSIDY:''' Well, Rya... I... I hate you.
 
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'''PHIL:''' Why?!  She did nothing wrong!
 
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'''CASSIDY:''' But she did.  S-she... took you away from me.
 
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'''PHIL:''' Wait... you were in love with me?
 
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'''CASSIDY:''' Indeed, Phil.  We could've been together, but first, I had to make sure everyone else would be dead forever.
 
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'''PHIL:''' No, Cassidy.  I never liked you.  You almost killed the only girl who I really loved.
 
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'''RYA:''' P-Phil?
 
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'''PHIL:''' Yes, Rya.  I have always had a deep love for you.  I was just too shy to tell you.
 
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'''CASSIDY:''' NO!
 
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'''RYA:''' Oh... Phil... I... I've always loved you, too!
 
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'''PHIL:''' Rya... will you be my girlfrie-
 
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'''CASSIDY:''' NO!  THAT'S IT!  I AM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU, NOW!  PHIL, I HATE YOU, AND YOU SUCK!
 
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''{Phil takes Cassidy's dagger, and stabs Cassidy all the way through.}''
 
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'''JOEL:''' Wow.  Cassidy was in love with Phil the whole time!  And now, my plan for Phil worked!  Rya, what do ya say?
 
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'''RYA:''' Oh, yes, Phil!  I'de love to be your girlfriend!
 
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''{Rya and Phil lean against eachother about to kiss, but Joel cuts in front of their faces, and they end up kissing Joel on the cheeks.}''
 
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'''RYA AND PHIL TOGETHER:''' Holy crap, Joel!
 
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''{Rya and Phil spit on the ground.}''
 
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'''JOEL:''' Sorry, but before you two kiss, we have a happy ending to this episode to wrap up!  Let's go!
 
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''{Cut to the outside of Elly's cell, where Phil, Rya, and Joel are.}''
 
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'''ELLY:''' Joel?  Phil?  Rya?
 
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'''PHIL:''' Don't worry, Elly.  Everything will be okay.  Turns out Cassidy is the Cloaked Figure.  She did it because she was in love with me, but now she's down.  We just need to find a good place to store her.  Forever.
 
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''{Rya takes a key, opens the lock, and Elly's cell opens.  Elly walks out.}''
 
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'''ELLY:''' Phil... you've done a great job!  I might as well do something for you...
 
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''{Elly leans near Phil's lips, but Phil pushes Elly away.}''
 
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'''PHIL:''' Sorry, Elly.  But after all these years... Rya and I are a couple.
 
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'''ELLY:''' Congradulations, you two!
 
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''{Cut to Phil's living room, that has been rebuilt.  Rya and Phil are sitting on a couch.}''
 
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'''PHIL:''' Rya...
 
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'''RYA:''' Phil...
 
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''{The backround turns pink, as Rya and Phil kiss.  They soon stop, and the backround turns back to normal.}''
 
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'''PHIL:''' Well, it looks like everything started terrible, but turned out in a happy ending!  Cassidy's in High Score jail forever, we're finally a couple, and since we have a fanbase, we can have another season!  Let's just hope someone continues for us.
 
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'''RYA:''' That's right!  It's up to you, fanbase, to make sure Bonus Stage is a pleasant place to be in!  The season may be over, but the series can live on!
 
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''{Phil and Rya are about to kiss, as there is a 3D zoom out of Phil's house into the sky, showing a full 3D view of Charismaville.  Credits roll.}''
 

Current revision as of 20:47, 11 September 2006

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