Widowblade

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A Brief History

Back in ancient times, mighty blacksmiths used to make swords. Also back then, people were wierd and married stuff to other stuff. Like for instance I heard that in India two trees got married, and this was just a few years ago so it's entirely plausable that two swords could be married. This happened to Widowblade, who back then was called Sharpblade.

Sharpblade was as happy as could be to be married to his sword bride, Hotblade. She was really hot. They had a whole mess of baby swords, also called daggers by the locals. Everything was as good as it could be.

But then one day, something terrible happened. People came and stole Hotblade! THEN THEY BROKE HER ON ACCIDENT. Sharpblade was crushed. His joyous life with his wife had been shattered quite literally. His children disowned him. The blacksmith didn't dust off his sword holder. He got rusty. Things just went from bad to worse and he finally took on a name representative of his grief: Widowblade.

But his spirit was too strong to give up. Widowblade vowed revenge on those who broke Hotblade on accident. He swore to cut them up pretty good so that they'd at least need to go to the hospital. To this day he hunts them down, with anger in his heart...

Favorite Foods of Widowblade

Probably iron.