ShiiN
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| - | [[Image:shiin.jpg|thumb|ShiiN has a cyborg eye]]Better than [[Allucinari]] at Final Fantasy XII (but nowhere near as deserving of his skill seeing as he's a cold hearted '''BASTARD'''). [[Lexy]] is | + | [[Image:shiin.jpg|thumb|ShiiN has a cyborg eye]]Better than [[Allucinari]] at Final Fantasy XII (but nowhere near as deserving of his skill seeing as he's a cold hearted '''BASTARD'''). [[Lexy]] is obviously totally jealous of this person. |
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== Rise to Power == | == Rise to Power == | ||
| - | ShiiN, [[Lexy|Lexy]] and [[Igtenos|Igtenos]] form the triumvirate government of Canadia, with | + | ShiiN, [[Lexy|Lexy]] and [[Igtenos|Igtenos]] form the triumvirate government of Canadia, with Lexy ruling the west coast, Igtenos ruling the middle part and ShiiN ruling the east. It is said by some that ShiiN is the true ruler as he wears the maple leaf crown of Canadia, but he has grudgingly given some of his power to his two associates to better rule the land. |
After making his small fortune, ShiiN built a small fortress in Newfoundland where he trained elite mounties to do battle with the indigenous Pokémon threatening the townspeople nearby his home. Having saved them, he was thrust to the position of King of Newfoundland. Power suited ShiiN well, as he took to using his mounties to build wells, granaries and nuclear missiles. It was not long until the other provinces of the east made him their king as well, including Ontario, which is thought to be [[Forge|by many researchers]] the old seat of Canadian power. | After making his small fortune, ShiiN built a small fortress in Newfoundland where he trained elite mounties to do battle with the indigenous Pokémon threatening the townspeople nearby his home. Having saved them, he was thrust to the position of King of Newfoundland. Power suited ShiiN well, as he took to using his mounties to build wells, granaries and nuclear missiles. It was not long until the other provinces of the east made him their king as well, including Ontario, which is thought to be [[Forge|by many researchers]] the old seat of Canadian power. | ||
== What's So Great About ShiiN? == | == What's So Great About ShiiN? == | ||
| - | Aside from ruling eastern Canadia, ShiiN knows lots of stuff like C++ and Java. You know, nerd stuff. He likes C++ because he's stuck living in the past and doesn't like that [[Forge|Java memory whores]]. But that's OK because [[Lexy|Lexy]] and [[Somi|Somi]] | + | Aside from ruling eastern Canadia, ShiiN knows lots of stuff like C++ and Java. You know, nerd stuff. He likes C++ because he's stuck living in the past and doesn't like that [[Forge|Java memory whores]]. But that's OK because [[Lexy|Lexy]] and [[Somi|Somi]] like him, which inherently make him awesome. |
| - | Here we have a transcript of an interview with [[Forge]]:<br /> | + | Here we have a transcript of an interview with [[Forge]]:<br/> |
| - | "I think he's a | + | "I think he's a Moogle and here's why: first, no one's ever seen a picture of ShiiN. We have [[Allucinari|artist's]] renditions of ShiiN, but we don't have photos. Could it be because he is a little furry guy with big ears and that red ball thing? Secondly, he's not just good at computers, he's too good at them like a Moogle would be. Moogles are fantastic engineers. Thirdly, he keeps saying 'kupo' if you read his text closely. He hides it in hexadecimal, but if you convert it to binary and then to ASCII, it's definitely there."<br/> |
| - | There you have it, folks. He's great because he's a | + | There you have it, folks. He's great because he's a Moogle. |
== Random Facts == | == Random Facts == | ||
Revision as of 14:04, 18 March 2007
Contents |
ShiiN's History
ShiiN was born in the 1630's under the name Edgar Delarouse McCanth in southern Ireland. He emigrated to Canada in the early 1700's seeking to make a name for himself in the great Canadian gold rush. While he did not find any, he quickly made a small fortune as a middle man selling supplies to outfitters in the area. Instrumental in helping Al Gore extend the internets to Canadia, he's made a name for himself in recent years appearing on talk shows where he delights audiences with his knowledge.
Rise to Power
ShiiN, Lexy and Igtenos form the triumvirate government of Canadia, with Lexy ruling the west coast, Igtenos ruling the middle part and ShiiN ruling the east. It is said by some that ShiiN is the true ruler as he wears the maple leaf crown of Canadia, but he has grudgingly given some of his power to his two associates to better rule the land.
After making his small fortune, ShiiN built a small fortress in Newfoundland where he trained elite mounties to do battle with the indigenous Pokémon threatening the townspeople nearby his home. Having saved them, he was thrust to the position of King of Newfoundland. Power suited ShiiN well, as he took to using his mounties to build wells, granaries and nuclear missiles. It was not long until the other provinces of the east made him their king as well, including Ontario, which is thought to be by many researchers the old seat of Canadian power.
What's So Great About ShiiN?
Aside from ruling eastern Canadia, ShiiN knows lots of stuff like C++ and Java. You know, nerd stuff. He likes C++ because he's stuck living in the past and doesn't like that Java memory whores. But that's OK because Lexy and Somi like him, which inherently make him awesome.
Here we have a transcript of an interview with Forge:
"I think he's a Moogle and here's why: first, no one's ever seen a picture of ShiiN. We have artist's renditions of ShiiN, but we don't have photos. Could it be because he is a little furry guy with big ears and that red ball thing? Secondly, he's not just good at computers, he's too good at them like a Moogle would be. Moogles are fantastic engineers. Thirdly, he keeps saying 'kupo' if you read his text closely. He hides it in hexadecimal, but if you convert it to binary and then to ASCII, it's definitely there."
There you have it, folks. He's great because he's a Moogle.
Random Facts
- Knows everything.
- Has a cybernetic eye.
- There is no actual proof of this... yet.
- Hates Java with a passion rarely seen in people now-a-days.
- Is a walking compiler.
- Pop > Soda.
- Pie > All.
- Frequently terminates Forge's shell.
- 1 == 0.999…
