Sylvester Stallone

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Sylvester Stallone is an aging movie star who is famous for hitting people on and off camera. This has had several effects on his life.

He has earned a lot of money, estimated upwards of $7,400,000,000,000.

He has been arrested for spending $7,399,911,008,431 on steroids.

Significant blows to the head coupled with his old age have resulted in the loss of ability to manage numbers. In 2006, he forgot how to count to 6 when he removed the numbers from the sequel to Rocky V, Rocky Balboa. In 2008 he lost yet another two digits, lacking the ability to count to 4, dropping the numbers from the sequel to Rambo III, John Rambo.