Zvexmanson

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Mike Squires, better known as zvexmanson is the world's greatest actor, and most notable stoner. He is most famous for being wrongly accused of red socking Rich Costey in a public park. .

Contents 1 Personal Life 2 Acting career 3 Secrets 4 Trivia

Personal Life

He has been married four times, thrice to Terry Wogan and once to Mr Blobby who perished when he fell foul to the Rage Virus in 2007, sexually transmitted by Noel Edmonds. He is currently romantically involved with Jeremy Kyle.

Acting career

Mike plays pretty much every part in every film, except the parts Cillian Murphy plays, who he also good friends with. He is rumoured to be involved with Murphy in the sequel to 28 Weeks Later; "Fucking Hell, Not Another 28 Days Later". His most famous role was playing bad-ass John McClane in all three Die Hard films.

Secrets

The Daily Planet publishes accounts from Mike's diary after striking a deal with Mike himself - possibly while he was stoned. The paper had revealed Mike to be a huge Shiny Toy Guns fan, an ex-Socker and a homosexual. He has neither denied or confirmed the rumours.

Trivia

• Mike is a leading authority on Andy's Underwear and holds an honorary doctorate in the field.
• He once blackmailed Rich Costey over his socking addiction
• Lives in a really shit place.
• Wants to know more about his emo-makeout session with Jasmine
• His favourite song is 'Against All Odds' by Phil Collins.