Jules

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The Artist Formerly Known as Jules, formerly known as Jules, is an emo bucket, from the western suburb of Andy's Underwear. She is the Queen of the country, and much like the original Queen of England (now known as Hipposhire), she had no actual power over anything. She just sits in her chair, and watches Pee3 until the porn channel starts.

Contents 1 Early life 2 Charity work 3 Filmography 4 Monarchy

Early life

Jules was born in Cornwall, in 1783, to some local farmers, as a result of an incestrial incident involving her father, and uncle. From the age of 19, she started her own production company, Lolasaurus, which makes and distributes home made farmyard pornography.

Charity work

In 1822, Jules led the fight for charity, by promoting her movies, and giving 75% of sales to the NSPCC, starting a huge trend in charity porn. Four years later, she was given an MBE for her work to charity, and was touched by several children. The award was given to her by Rich Costey, who later socked her six times. Jules then used this sport in her movies, and made the highly successful; "Secret Diary of a Red Socker".

Filmography

• Farmyard Frolics 3
• Big Bad [wheel]'Barrow
• Secret Diary of a Red Socker I
• Secret Diary of a Red Socker II
• Secret Diary of a Red Socker III
• Secret Diary of a Red Socker IV
• Secret Diary of a Red Socker V
• The Not So Secret Diary of a Red Socker I
• Banging on My Harvester
• Big Monster Frocks

Monarchy

Jules was officially crowned Queen by David Tennant in 2003, has been on the throne ever since. This is due to the anti-growth hormones given to her by Jasmine to prolong her age.