Colin88

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colin88, better known as Colin Switzerland, is a transgender socker, who is actually from Switzerland (not the old country now known as Cheeseford, but the rubbish third album by Electric Six).

Personal life

Born in 1452, to a pig, cow and a duck, Colin grew up on a farm, where he soon quickly mastered the art of red socking. He would spend hours practising on all the farmyard animals, and soon entered the Junior Red Socking Championships for Under 12s. When he reached the age of 13, the competition asked Colin to return where he now judges the children, rather than competing. Colin is also the world's most famous drug dealer, selling anything from cannabis, super glue, dripperlines and Ronseal's No-More-Nails (all classes of drug which are approved by the President.)

Trivia

• Wrote the song 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight', reportedly about his penis.
• Has a tattoo of all the children he had socked in the Junior Red Socking Championships for Under 12s on his back.
• Is married to a bookcase.
• Starred in a famous video on YouTube, when he can be seen drinking his own pee. He's basically a monkey.