Zvexmanson

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zvexmanson, or Mike Squires as he is known in Bulgaria, is creator of the Red Socking fetish. He is married to Panic! At the Disco but atleast he doesn't think the Shiny Toy Guns are any good. Can't spell "sunburnt_atheist" .

Personal Life

He has been married four times, thrice to Terry Wogan and once to Mr Blobby who perished when he fell foul to the Rage Virus in 2007, sexually transmitted by Noel Edmonds. He is currently romantically involved with Jeremy Kyle.

Secrets

• Really likes the Shiny Toy Guns.
• Plans to steal Carah from Jasmine and sell her on Ebay.

Trivia

• Mike is a leading authority on Andy's Underwear and holds an honorary doctorate in the field.
• He once blackmailed Rich Costey over his socking addiction
• Lives in a really shit place.
• Plays John McClane in Die Hard.
• Wants to know more about his emo-makeout session with Jasmine
• His favourite song is 'Against All Odds' by Phil Collins.