Pants tube
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The main transport link in Andy's Underwear. Runs through main stations in the capital city of Bellend and used by many of the sperm who live there.
The owner of the tube service left shortly after its opening to visit the large attraction only known as the "Egg". He has not returned, along with the many thousands who went with him.
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